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A rolling vortex of lust for the disease called Rock 'n' Roll!
Lex10 (GlyphJockey)

Like, he calls his blog 'Dogmeat,' and there is totally something very 'Gatsby' like, you know, about it, totally don't you think?
gullyblogan (erotic blogger)

I think he must be some kind genius
Mr. Dante Fontana (Sebastian /Z--PCL Linkdump and former owner of 'Mr. Dante Fontana's Visual Guidance Ltd.' [lost in poker game to The Perfect American])

...Batshit crazy
baikinange (shadenfreuden)

Crazy and Freack (sic) dweeb!  If you do not stay out of my girlfriend's Facebook I will report you to Portuguese Interpol
Portuguese Facebook fan objecting to his girlfriend 's friend request and my subsequent acceptance

Yeah, that's him alright.  He's still out there reposting other shoppers's material to support his splog so he can like, you know, totally turn into famous and afford English lessons and a penis enlargement
(in response to gullyblogan [see above])

if you do not remove the content 'Elvis's top 10 Narcotics Countdown,' like we will be forced to take legal recourse
(Elvis Presley Enterprises)

Like, duh! You totally have content that is totally owned by another party.  Like, duh! You do not totally have to do anything like, you know, about this...
The Like, duh! YouTube Team

Congratulations!  Like, duh! Your video totally has like been accepted as Dailymotion MotionMaker status
Dailymotion Upgrade

Some readers of this blog (The Perfect American) totally have reported its content as objectionable.  By clicking here you are stating that you understand...
(Blogger Objectionable Label from shoppers trying to clean up the Internet)

Please use the sandbox for the entry 'What my browser looks like on Wikipedia Bellarusian'
MediaWiki Warning Plastered across MediaWiki

Like, duh! Your Sidewiki Account totally has like been disabled for the entry "Roman Polanski and Hermaphroditism"
Google Sidewiki Team

Why you upload my Jerry Lee Lewis Video.  I totally have a sticker on it
Like, duh! YouTube User who owns every Jerry Lee Lewis Clip on Internet

Like, duh! Your Email Account totally has like been temporarily disabled for gnarly behavior
Google Gmail Team

Like, duh! You may not publish the document 'Exploded Ina.Fr'.  Google Docs totally has received information that this may violate its terms of service.
Docs.Google Mid-Edit

Anyway, they think you're a Robot!
Gmail Forum Help in reply to above Gmail removal

Please totally don't tag me in anymore videos.  I totally can't see my Wall Feed
Various Facebook Users re: Abundant Notifications

Sorry I reBlogged six of your video posts without attribution.  I'm studly to blogging...
Marc Samuels (Dangerous Minds)

i've decided to create a studly Facebook profile so that I can continue to receive your Facebook Videos.  For some reason my friends are objecting to the tits,  which is totally funny since they are mostly girls, and heifers HAVE tits...
Facebook Video Subscriber, Vomitus

Please remove all mentions of my names from all of your posts...
Theresa F-n-el_
(ex-girlfriend on imminent marriage)

Flickr totally has reset your public viewing account options to private
Flickr Team

Thank you for updating the IMDB Article Lisa DeLeeuw
imdb

I didn't know this was like, you know, happening.  I'll look into it.
(Dangerous Minds Website on Marc Samuel's serial plagiarism of Dogmeat, What Gets Me Hot, and Limbsandthings1 Like, duh! Youtube)

I doubt this is totally Public Domain
(Wikipedia Talk:Traci Lords First Film 'What Gets Me Hot!' Wiki:User:Mrjyn Added External Video Link Removal Summary)

(After 150,000 views) We are sorry to inform you that your Dailymotion Video 'Eye Spy Erin Andrews' totally has like been removed in compliance with an ongoing criminal investigation by the FBI.
Dailymotion's Personal Message regarding Delayed Removal of Infamous Erin Andrews Peeping Totally Dorky Video.

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