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Monthly prompt:
Dear Sandor,
This email has been sent to you by deathswitch.com, a death notification service. Please click here to demonstrate that you are still alive.
As determined by the settings you have chosen, you must respond to this request for activity within 3 days or else you will trigger the next cascade of prompting emails. After 9 more prompt attempts over the next 30 days, we will assume you are no longer alive and will send your post-mortem messages to your 2 designated recipients. As always, you may change the frequency settings, update your account and view or change your post-mortem messages here.
If you have received this message in error please notify Deathswitch immediately.
Sincerely,
The management at deathswitch.com
Post-mortem message:Dear Sarah,This email has been sent to you by deathswitch.com, a death notification service.You have been designated by Sandor Kline to receive the following message if he did not respond to several computerized prompts to prove he was alive over a period of time.
Dear Sarah,
It appears I have now passed from the living. Do you remember the encrypted CD that I gave to you in 2005? The password to open it is UW9JCV31. Please follow the instructions on it carefully. You know how strong my love was for you in my lifetime; it will be no less now, I imagine. And if I can find any way to communicate with you from where I am now, you know I will.
All my love for eternity,
SandorDeathswitch has no further information beyond this message that Sandor Kline designated to be sent to you.If you believe you have received this message in error please notify Deathswitch immediately.Sincerely,
The management at deathswitch.com
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