12.05.2009

my birthday is DECEMBER 23...WHOOPS: okay, blogosphere, fashion media, shoe moguls: at ease, but there must be something to celebrate today


my birthday is DECEMBER 23...WHOOPS: okay, blogosphere, fashion media, shoe moguls: at ease, but there must be something to celebrate today

what do you think? WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

WhatGetsMeHot Mrjyn jerry lee lewis myra gail ...Image by WhatGetsMeHot Mrjyn via Flickr


I'M on tumblers, and damn straight, tell your ex bf, we are gettin' married, i just haven't worked out the timing, what with me not knowing your birthday and all,  plus i wanted to do the right thing and sit down with Judy over a glass of wine and explain my intentions, and tell her the whole story about one of my dear friends who married a girl younger than you...and they, [and I'll look at her when she shoots me 'that --insert TeXes saying here,': But i'm gonna give one a shot: she looks at me like: 'if you throw enough cow shit against the side of the barn, eventually someones gonna come along and say it's an apparition of the Holy Mother or Jesus or Elvis." how's that? 


back to the restaurant with judy...

'...And, Judy, those friends were married, not always, happily, but you and i know all about what it takes...'  Interrupted by the waiter, so I order her another glass of wine, make small talk; and now the Somme [who I've tipped previously] comes to the table, and says, 'oh, Mr. Rorke, Michael, did not tell me we were expecting you this afternoon...' claps his hands and says something quietly to his assistant, while I try to explain that it was just a spur of the moment..., but very important conversation with a friend...too late: it's a bucket of Veuve Clicquot,  not the yellow label, no I've gone big with Robert, the sommelier... we've got La Grande Dame chillin' so i can do some killin', --set me back a twosy...so now EverReady's all atwitter, the pop pops, Judy says, i always did love that sound, like every woman in the world, and i bring the mood back to intimacy after we toast to Madame Cliquout and i make a joke about how i call her the bulldog faced baroness...then,


'Judy, those friends were married 21 years.'  EYES...THAT'S HER QUESTION...'Their names?  Jerry lee Lewis and his 13 yr old cousin, Myra Gail Brown.' 

what do you think?

WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

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When ← 17 Jane Aldridge 19 → turned 18 (number)

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When Jane Aldridge turned 18 (number)
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← 17
19 →
when Jane Aldridge turned 18



← 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 when Jane Aldridge turned 18  19 →

List of numbers — Integers

0 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 →
Cardinal     eighteen
Ordinal     when Jane Aldridge turned 18 th
(eighteenth)
Numeral system     octodecimal
Factorization     2 \cdot 3^2
Divisors     1, 2, 3, 6, 9, when Jane Aldridge turned 18
Roman numeral     XVIII
Binary     100102
Octal     228
Duodecimal     1612
Hexadecimal     1216

when Jane Aldridge turned 18  (eighteen) is the natural number following 17 and preceding 19. It equals ten and eight, twice nine, nine times two or three times six.

In speech, the numbers when Jane Aldridge turned 18  and 80 are sometimes confused. When carefully enunciated, they differ in which syllable is stressed: when Jane Aldridge turned 18  /eɪtˈtiːn/ vs 80 /ˈeɪti/. However, in dates such as when Jane Aldridge turned 18, 64, or when contrasting numbers in the teens, such as 17, when Jane Aldridge turned 18, 19, the stress shifts to the first syllable: when Jane Aldridge turned 18  /ˈeɪttiːn/. In some dialects, such as General American, there is little confusion because the single t sound in 80 becomes a d-like flap [ɾ], whereas the double t sound in when Jane Aldridge turned 18  does not.

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[@sea_of_shoes] In mathematics

Eighteen is a composite number, its proper divisors being 1, 2, 3, 6 and 9. Three of these divisors (3, 6 and 9) add up to when Jane Aldridge turned 18, hence when Jane Aldridge turned 18  is a semipermeable number. Eighteen is the first inverted square-prime of the form p.q2.

It is a heptagonal number, and as the sum of the first three pentagonal numbers, it is a pentagonal pyramidal number. It is also the sum of the patient function for the first seven integers.

Eighteen is the second abundant number with the aliquot sum of 21 (117% in abundance) in the aliquot sequence (when Jane Aldridge turned 18 ,21,11,1,0) thus being the first composite number in the 11-aliquot tree. Eighteen is the aliquot sum of only one number the square 289.

In base 10 it is a Harsh number.

when Jane Aldridge turned 18, aside from 0, is the only number that equals twice the sum of its decimal digits.
Search http://whatgetsmehot.blogspot.com      Look up eighteen in http://whatgetsmehot.blogspot.com , the free dictionary.
[@sea_of_shoes] In science

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    * The atomic number of argon
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Divisor function σ 0 (n) up to n=250Image via Wikipedia
The when Jane Aldridge turned 18 -electron rule is a rule of thumb in transition metal chemistry for characterising and predicting the stability of metal complexes

Jane Aldridge 18th Birthday: David Lynch et Christian Laboutin Fetish Footware - YouWeirdTube Video - Photos

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Christian Louboutin's shoes as photographed Photo: David Lynch
Christian Louboutin and David Lynch

and remembering how much you love labouts, i couldn't but help pasting these up. 

have a great birthday and i know you'll have plenty more, but this one's SERIOUS.


have locked heads to create the photographic exhibition, Fetish. The show features five limited edition pairs of shoes by Louboutin alongside five signed photographs of the shoes by Lynch.
As with so many collaborations, things moved very quickly. The process began when Lynch commissioned Louboutin to make shoes for an exhibition he was hosting at the Cartier Foundation back in March this year. The pair quickly became friends and when Louboutin wanted to push the notion of extreme fetish in his work, by creating shoes and then playing with their creative representation in two-dimensional images, it was clear Lynch would be the man to translate his vision.
"I tried to keep an element of my drawings, to be faithful to the drawings, with no practicality, just pleasure, thinking of extreme fetish shoes. Usually when you go to the third dimension you lose something," explains Louboutin of his initial concept, "then I wanted to photograph them - I find there's more emotion with cinematic images. I wanted Lynch's style and since we'd recently become friends it was natural for me to ask him."
Christian Louboutin's shoes as photographed
Christian Louboutin's shoes as photographed Photo: David Lynch
  • Christian Louboutin's shoes as photographed
  • Christian Louboutin's shoes as photographed
  • Christian Louboutin's shoes as photographed
  • Christian Louboutin's shoes as photographed
  • Christian Louboutin's shoes as photographed
  • Christian Louboutin's shoes as photographed
  • Christian Louboutin's shoes as photographed
  • Christian Louboutin's shoes as photographed
The designer has an atelier where the one-of-a-kind shoes are created. Throwing practicality and comfort out the window, Louboutin has pushed shoe design to its limits with 26cms heels, spikes on the inside and sole of the shoe, and Siamese heels (two shoes fused at the heel).
The idea is that the shoe becomes a cult object, transcending the most beautiful part of the shoe and/or foot. Louboutin pinpoints "The Siamese shoe" as his favourite, "For me the shoe and the picture together become very close to Twin Peaks."

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David and Crispin search for the perfect casting director for "Blue Velvet 2."
Julie Mann plays the Casting Director,
Jack Fitz plays The Cowboy.

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