8.30.2019

Facebook Bans Lamar Sorrento 70th Birthday! Memphis folk artist not allowed to eat "Birthday Cake"! Jerry Lee Lewis says, "I gotta hard-on but I didn't know you could smell it" *comment goes against Community Standards

 

Happy 70th Birthday

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 Lamar Sorrento!



U-Turn and Doug Meet are sorry to miss celebrating with you tomorrow.






@[Jerry Lee Lewis] and @[Doug Meet] baked a cake for you but the Killer took all the credit!

He said, "I gotta hard-on, but I didn't know you could smell it," after U-turn asked him, what he had on.
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Jerry Lee insisted bringing the cake to you, then forcing you onstage, he played a "Birthday Song" medley, which included a positively obscene song called "Birthday Cake."

 

"[N]ow wait a minute, baby, Jerry's been talkin' about a birthday cake." 



 The Killer then said,
I remember when I turned 70-years-old, I watched a Gunsmoke marathon in bed, so for your 70th, I just wanna say...


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Jerry Lee Lewis


"Birthday Cake (Hands Off It)"





Recorded Jan, 1960 by Sam Phillips at Phillips Studio, this ribald birthday song's magic derives from its filthy, funny theme, and Jerry Lee's performance backed by his original band, whose ebullience liberates it from something recorded "just for fun," played by a faux-sententious, Jerry Lee, to a Killer who, eight-bars-in is back home in his old Natchez spot, storied, infamous, deadly, Blue Cat Club, after stopping by his boyhood peepin' joint across the tracks in Ferriday: his Church of Blues school, Haney's Big House.

You can hear unrestrained freedom in his vocals as they funk-up the studio, recreating teenage titillation, obscene blue lyrics, ultimately abrogated by the final palate-cleansing double-entendre-denial:







...He then said before leaving, after someone tried to explain who you were,

"I know one damn thing, he's rich."

And then he played Stephen Foster's "Beautiful Dreamer," followed by Hoagy Carmichaels "Stardust,"

Sometimes I wonder
Why I spend the lonely nights
Dreaming of a song
The melody
Haunts my reverie
And I am once again with you
When our love was new
And each kiss an inspiration
Oh, but that was long ago
Now my consolation is in the stardust of a song
Beside a garden wall, when stars are bright
You are in my arms
The nightingale
Tells his fairytale
Of paradise, where roses grew
Though I dream in vain
In my heart, it will remain
My stardust melody
The memory of love's refrain
Though I dream in vain
In my heart, it will remain
My stardust melody
The memory of love's refrain

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*Listen to Sam and Jerry's studio chatter which precedes this unreleased cut, before recording commences.






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