Not Tonight Henry
The Long Swift Sword of Siegfried
One of the early color near-nudie films and was re-shown often by, mostly, drive-in theatre owners in need of a quick cash fix. They would hang out the "Adults Only" sign, thereby ensuring that every high school and junior high boy (and more than a few dads) within an hour's drive would storm the gate, and turn on the pop corn machine and then hot-foot it to the night-deposit at the bank. "Not Tonight, Henry" (the actual title and not an alternate title as some seem to think) was a large step up in quality for director W. Merle Connell in that it was in color and also not just a static-camera filming of a burlesque show inside of one of L. A.'s smoky, grind house burlesques. The girls were still out of burlesque, as were Hank Henry and Little Jack Little: Hank Henry is more than a little frustrated at the "lack of attention" he is getting at home from his wife and starts dreaming up amorous escapades with sirens from the past...
Matriarchy
Female Nudity
Nudie Cutie
Nudity
Beautiful Woman
Independent FilmCleopatra, Josephine, Delilah and others. Most end in some old burlesque skit or blackout gag, but Henry makes the history rounds. While he is dreaming, his wife is reading a book about the great lovers of history. When he "returns" the wife tells him he doesn't have to sleep on the couch any more... and amends that to---"at least, not tonight, Henry."
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The Long Swift Sword of Siegfried
(An "adults only" retelling of the legend of Siegfried 1971)
Siegfried und das sagenhafteLiebesleben der Nibelungen
Raimund Harmstorf
Siegfried
Sybil Danning
Kriemhild
Heidy Bohlen
Brunhild
und
Fred Coplan
Hagen
Carlheinz Heitmann
Gunther
Walter Kraus
Gernot
Fred Berghoff
Giselher
Peter Berling
Haensel
??? Walter Kraus
Gernot
??? Fred Berhoff (oder Berghoff)
Giselher
Achim Kaden
Hauptmann Locker
Rosy Rosy (= Rosemarie Heinikel)
Katharina Gianni
Christine Noack
Marianne Sock
Marie-Ann Dutoit
als Gast
Céline Bernier
Lorelei
Siegfried and the legendary love life of the Nibelungen
Invisibility
Remake
Woman Soldier
Wall Of Fire
Voyeur
Sex
Dragon
King
Orgy
Magic Cap
Lesbian
Female Nudity
Lesbianism
Beautiful Woman
Marriage Ritual
Open Ended
Sword Fight
Girl Dressed As Boy
Torture Chamber
All Female Army
Nudity
The First Superman in the First Adult Super Spectacle
The Epochal Event in Adult Entertainment
OK, this movie is pretty bad except for one major theme. Lots of nude girls. A very young Sybil Danning has no problem with strutting around completely nude. For Sybil Danning fans this movie is a hit. For everyone else it pretty much sucks.
Siegfried (1924)
Sigfrido (1957)
Die Nibelungen, Teil 1 - Siegfried (1966)
Siegfried (1980) (TV)
Die Nibelungen (2002) (TV)
Curse of the Ring (2004) (TV)
I down loaded this off a Bittorent site for free, after I saw the trailer on the Something Weird Video site. I had to adjust the visual controls because it was a bit "saturated" looking. Anyway, the film: There's very little story here and the dialog is just plain inane. Apparently Siegfried has a long "sword" and knows how to use it. The women, who all happen to be beautiful, are in constant wanton desire to discover the pleasure or men. How they achieved this state of wonderment is curious as they are more than willing to casually go about their day-to- day activities in various states of undress in virtually every scene, leaving their level of chaste in question as they are in the presence of so many warrior knights. The most humorous aspect of this film is the music which ranges from pre-canned Wagner to trippy beatnik music replete with the gratuitous flute and cheesy combo organ. What could be Nordic than that? If you are into relentless and pointless nudity and are a Cybil Danning Fan, this is the film for you. I give it 5 stars only for its specific appeal.
Siegfried (1924)
(AKA)
| Siegfried und das sagenhafte Liebesleben der Nibelungen | USA (original title) |
| Ask satosu | Turkey (Turkish title) |
| I torbiddi amori di Siegfrid | Italy |
| La larga espada de Sigfrido | Venezuela |
| La più allegra storia del Decamerone | Italy (reissue title) |
| La plù allegra storia del decamerone | Italy |
| Maidenquest | Netherlands (informal literal title) |
| Mi erótico Sigfrido | Spain |
| The Erotic Adventures of Siegfried | UK |
| The Long Swift Sword of Siegfried | USA |
| The Lustful Barbarian | USA (video title) |
| The Terrible Swift Sword of Siegfried | USA (promotional title) |
The Laughing, Leering Lures of David Friedman (1992) (V)
This films trailer is featured.
Mau Mau Sex Sex (2001)
A clip from the trailer of "The Long, Swift Sword of Siegfried" is shown.
- The Invisible Hand of Alan Smithee
- Schnittberichte [Gerald Wurm] (German)
- Fantastic Movie Musings and Ramblings
