To Prepare Sex For You Quiz with Video Instructional (I'm apparently horny)
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The way you behave every day could be the result of nature or nurture. But what makes you do what you do between the sheets? That's entirely the work of your erotic personality. Knowing yours can put you in touch with your sexual needs and help you get the most out of your sack sessions...who wouldn't love that?
So...what turns you on? What kind of impression do you make on guys? And what does it take to make you tick? Ready to find out? Take this quiz to reveal who you are in the bedroom!
To prepare for sex, you: Review your bedside tantric sex guide Make a list of things you want your guy to do for you (not all of them will be sexual) Slip into something your guy likes, whether it's a certain perfume or a sexy outfit Try to think of a taboo you haven't already tried Wait until you hear a sufficient number of compliments from your guy to feel in the mood The person you're most likely to fantasize about is: A sugar daddy who always comes to the rescue Anyone with a pierced tongue who can perform oral sex upside down Someone who knows how to take orders from you Someone who's good with ropes The very hot spouse of one of your friends or relatives
Your favorite sexual memento is: The suggestive note you once got from your college guidance counselor A box containing every love letter from every boyfriend in your past A high-speed sex toy with 17 attachments -- and a warning label A dominatrix outfit Fur-trimmed handcuffs Nothing puts you in the mood better or faster than: Bedposts The possibility of being caught in the act Flattery Learning all you can about a toy or position Someone who mentions --even jokingly -- that he wants to be your sex slave Your idea of great sex is: Doing something special for a partner who treats you well Reading up on something new and then trying it out Having your partner spoil you and do everything you ask for Being blindfolded Trying out bondage, anal, or other taboos You get most excited when: You're doing something that would mortify your mother or boss You think of someone coming to your rescue or romancing you Things are spontaneous and you let your curiosity be your guide You're in control
Someone else is in control
Anyone who has slept with you would say: You're a walking sexual encyclopedia You're demanding You aim to please You like to keep things very interesting You're high maintenance, in and out of bed
For you, foreplay consists of:
Being sought after
Reading an article about different sex positions Getting your guy to wear something you like or do something you want Being told what to wear Doing something risque
Yes, somehow a good 6 minute clip of nude, erotic dancing showed on Hamas TV. It’s safe to assume the technician responsible for this is is going to need a prosthetic hand or two following this one.
The backstroke here is that around 3 am on January 7, 2009, a hapless Hamas broadcast technician grew bored with monitoring the endless live coverage of the events taking place in Gaza. Go figure.
So instead of watching political news unfurl, the young man naturally did what many others tend to do when bored at 3 am. Find some kink.
He browsed the world’s powerful satellite channels until he came upon Patio TV, which is a Polish erotic channel. Little did our Hamas friend know that every single image he was watching was being aired, live, on Al-Aqua TV. The coverage continued for a full 6 minutes before FINALLY it was taken off air and switched back to the endless feed of the events in Gaza. It remains unconfirmed if the technician will also be needing a penile transplant when the Hamas board of wt have you done?! finish teaching him life lessons.
