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Here are the quotes containing valentine's day
"21 Jump Street" (1987)
Off. Tom Hanson #2: Did someone mention the manly art of poker on Valentine's day?
"3rd Rock from the Sun" (1996) {Dick Puts the 'Id' in Cupid (#5.11)}
Harry Solomon: Aww! Nothing says "I love you" like than having sex with a stranger the night before you're suppose to do it with your girlfriend for the very first time on Valentine's Day.
"3rd Rock from the Sun" (1996) {Dick Puts the 'Id' in Cupid (#5.11)}
Dr. Dick Solomon: Yeah, the St. Valentine'sDay massacre. It's a very big deal here on Earth.
"3rd Rock from the Sun" (1996) {Dick Puts the 'Id' in Cupid (#5.11)}
Tommy Solomon: This Valentine's Day is about me and Alyssa maximizing the loving and minimizing the virginity.
"3rd Rock from the Sun" (1996) {Dick Puts the 'Id' in Cupid (#5.11)}
Sally Solomon: Hey you guys, why is everything so red on Valentine's Day? I mean the greeting cards, and the candy, even the tire ads.
"7th Heaven" (1996) {Hot Pants (#6.14)}
Matt Camden: As kitty as my witness, I will never have a Valentine's Day like this again.
"7th Heaven" (1996) {Love and Obsession (#10.15)}
Ruthie Camden: What do you usually do for Valentine's Day?
"American Dragon: Jake Long" (2005) {Ski Trip (#1.14)}
Spud: Whoa... Happy Valentine's Day to me!
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997) {Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (#2.16)}
Angelus: Happy Valentine's Day, Dru.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997) {Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (#2.16)}
Rupert Giles: Valentine's Day. Yes, um, "Angel nails a puppy to the-"
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997) {Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (#2.16)}
Amy: Are you guys going to the Valentine's Day dance at the Bronze? I think it's gonna be a lot of fun.
"Chuck" (2007) {Chuck Versus the Suburbs (#2.13)}
Morgan Grimes: [to Chuck] Did you ever think that the two of us would ever wind up with smart beautiful sexually adventuresome girls on Valentine's Day?
"Chuck" (2007) {Chuck Versus the Suburbs (#2.13)}
Sarah Walker: This is the worst Valentine'sDay ever, right?
"Chuck" (2007) {Chuck Versus the Suburbs (#2.13)}
Chuck Bartowski: There's gotta be someone somewhere having a far worse Valentine's Day. [Cut to Casey sitting alone in his apartment]
"Clone High" (2002) {Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode (#1.11)}
Joan of Arc: Who cares about spices and seasonings and traditional snowflake meats? Snowflake day is just another made up holiday courtesy of the Greeting Card Industry, just like Valentine's Day and Easter.
"Entourage" (2004) {Blue Balls Lagoon (#2.11)}
Johnny "Drama" Chase: I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzso a week before Valentine'sDay. I got back with her a week after. No chocolates, no roses...
"ER" (1994) {Be Still My Heart (#6.13)}
Lucy Knight: Yeah, for Valentine's Day, let's go.
"Everwood" (2002)
Dr. Andrew Brown: [in a letter to Julia] Dear Valentine, come away with me. If I had a dayday with you and you only... I would admire every line of your face, every strand of your hair... Every graceful movement of your hands or your eyes or your body. If I had one perfect day... Don't you see? My heart beats only for you. Dear Valentine, these are the things I remember of my love. A warm hand, a warm breath. Your warm mouth. Your arms around mine... I remember feeling safe, cease-less. Like one person. The two of us still, at rest, entwined... I remember how I felt the first time I kissed you. It felt like the high dive. What do you remember? How will I ever know what was inside your heart? Where did they go? All the things we think and feel but don't say. Dear Valentine... These are the things I never told you. These are the things I need you to know. That I loved you always. And my love was so big, it lives still after you're gone. I'd like to tell you that I would do it differently. That if I had one more day I would do everything right. But I know that isn't true. I'd make all the same mistakes. That is except one. I wouldn't say goodbye. with you and you only, I would enjoy the simple things. The things that, in the end, when time steals the rest away, are the only things we'll remember. I would paddle you across a still lake in a rowboat and read poetry to you until you fall asleep and I would never think about the hours. Dear Valentine, if I had one
"Everybody Hates Chris" (2005) {Everybody Hates Valentine's Day (#1.14)}
Joey Caruso: Roses are red, violets are blue, you stink like a monkey and look like one too! Happy Valentine's Day.
"Franklin" (1997) {Franklin and the Broken Globe/Franklin's Valentines (#2.5)}
Narrator: Franklin could count by twos and tie his shoes. He could name off the months and their special days too. Franklin liked February for Valentine's Day, when he made cards for all of his friends. But what if his cards couldn't be delivered on that special day?
"Franklin" (1997) {Franklin and the Broken Globe/Franklin's Valentines (#2.5)}
[Beaver presents, with a flourish, an oversized Valentine's Day mailbox adorned all over with flattering photographs of herself]
"Franklin" (1997) {Franklin and the Broken Globe/Franklin's Valentines (#2.5)}
Beaver: [sighs dreamily] I just love Valentine's Day. Don't you?
"Frasier" (1993) {Out with Dad (#7.15)}
Roz Doyle: Yeah, some nerve, ditching you to spend Valentine's Day with his girlfriend.
"Frasier" (1993) {Out with Dad (#7.15)}
Roz Doyle: Oh, some Valentine's Day! First my date bails on me and now I owe Daphne fifty bucks!
"Frasier" (1993) {When a Man Loves Two Women (#6.21)}
Frasier: Say, Dad, you remember that woman I went out with on Valentine's Day but I wasn't quite sure if it was a romantic thing?
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