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http://www.visualguidanceltd.blogspot.com


2009 February
Dear Reader, 

Three years, almost to the day, Sebastian / Z aka, Mr Dante Fontana of "visualguidanceltd" [Sweden's biggest export since few men and women with more umlauts in their name than a heavy metal band's Heineken rider, singing a song about a bull, entitled "Fernando"], quietly opened a side-project (mistress) who turned to the blog equivalent Glenn Close in this movie where she goes crazy over Michael Douglas.

Just as ABBA's moniker [a Palindrome I included in the renamed "MR DANTE LTD FOUNTAIN Visual Guide" to its current [::]-- a palindromicon?], And its Billion-Selling expenses Status "MDFVGL" ice web-mastery lights up the world, but as a tasty, Franglais IKEA, or perversely, a Bang-la whore, his appreciation and dissemination of all VIDEOTAINMENT note longueur at the beginning of the Blogosphere.

His intro: Feb 6, 2006
Sebastian / Z /
Dear Readers,

"Clips posted here were not originally uploaded by me.

All credit must go to the original uploader.
- Sebastian / Z

He could not know that day in Malmö, with its Webmistress blog from his side, that eventually she would rival the popularity of his first love, PCL Link Dump.

So the date of September 17, 2008, with no less equal intensity, must have seemed Bergman-black.

This was the day that "MDFVGL" and his mistress WERE no more.

For You & I a chance to appreciate, comment or take part is over!

Full minutes of fun inspired by the work lie dormant in more appreciative, deserving, lifeless archive of silence.


Not for anyone, and that ALL ANONYMOUS!  HERE LIE THE GREAT YEAR OF A SWEDISH MAN's job.

Here is a diary (love letters?)

ANONYMOUS!

Here is "Adieu" to the United States and the BLOG MISTRESS: "On September 17, 2007, after the 2454 services," visual guidance was closed to new posts.

Be reviewed at the PCL, or maybe in the future entirely elsewhere.

Who knows!

Check the archives.

On 17 September 2007, after the 2454 services," visual guidance was closed to new posts.

Reviewed at the PCL, or maybe in the future entirely different direction.

Who knows!

Check the archives.

This is ... in the end. '- / Z 17.9.07

some grateful / bad comments from readers and friends in their news:


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latadezinc said .. . thanks for all your work.

kukuzelis said ...Damn!

Whatever you decide is okay with me.

But why?

Loved this blog. /

Anonymous said ...

This was a daily must check the blog.

One of the few out there who Consistently delivered.

Thank you for what you did.

We reviewed the PCL. /

find dirt said
come back! nooooooooooo !!!!!!!!

splogman said ...




I am sorry ...

Thank you for all the great bargains!

 baikinange said ...

Keep the music in PCL ....

We need you!


Godzilla said ... adieu

PE Fronning said

On the positive side, what the hell a lot of time you get to the other now when you cut the PCL job too!

Ah, renewal beautiful sweetness!



But no one mourned the announcement more than myself, and on Tuesday June 5th, 2007 at 10:22, the perfect American received this reply from /Z after having made a SINGLE comment to a post that said more than read [well-placed, but unfortunately - now lost],

"Glad that you accepted the invitation [to the guest reviews blog].

You are probably one genius. I is feeling much better now.  /Z


From then on I started to love the man who called me a genius - or rather, realized it.

Here is my acceptance of his invitation to MDFVGL subcontractors during his first break:

"I am honored, esp. because my style of posting time is not really grounded in something resembling reality, but I promise not to curse or add explicit porn. - tpa

 When SEBASTIAN was down and desperate, I was there to listen: / Even in his most despondent I knew he would keep, and I do not judge: "I am one of those periods when blogging feels more like a choir I have to take care of.

I believe that a crime is the best. /Z

This will be interesting.

For me.

When I am gone.

And for the readers.


It was hard because I knew he was hurt, and all I could do was for the best service I could.



They were half-a **** s They are always so d *** l ***. They were half past twelve ****s. - S / Z

It was hard because I knew he was evil, and all I could do was AFTER the best service I could.


He entrusted ME WITH HIS BLOG NOW AND HE handed me the keys on October 31, 2008:

I'LL good care, friend!  I'LL good care!

TPA

When bloggers' blog, it is that nobody, but if that were the reality that we would stand on street corners and mumble.

But we are not crazy.

Or are we?

If no one is there, or if there is an audience, how will we know if it does not make itself known?

There is a major emergency in our bloated and full, but unfulfilled desire for all things all the time appreciating nothing more than another, then the accident was not our water for our well is running dry.

A cliche is a cliche [Which is an ITERATION] because it is the best way to describe something that everybody considers at the same time with less original well-placed words.

This is one of the occasions when going thirsty after a deep source of the sky rain is just cliche of missed water, but as everyone knows can only live in three day-tops without a drink, it's a cliche that is a Parable that is a moral to the story of a blog.

Regardless of how many Bergman movies your girlfriend May has described to you; no matter how many you do not need to see, you'd be shocked to find that "You may have been wrong". Maybe when she asked you, you needed them for you, not for her. Perhaps ultimately it did not work with you two [perhaps she was still begging, and you like it]. Maybe you need to see a Bergman film in the evening, or all of them [Which is an analogy to read my blog]!]


There is a major emergency in our bloated and full, but unfulfilled desire for all things constantly appreciating nothing more than another, then the accident was not our water for our well is running dry.
[perhaps she was still begging, and you like it].

Gullybogan Said: He calls his blog The Perfect American, and there is something very Gatsby about it all, do not you think?


[::]
Mr. Dante Fontana's Visual Guidance Ltd. video-only blog has risen from the ashes to become...[::] which kind of rollllls off the tongue, don't you think?...the mastermind is the delightfully batshit crazy owner of THE完 PERFECT完 AMERICANな.
BAIKINANGE [SCHADENFREUDIAN THERAPY] October 30, 2008


So, I'm over looking at The Perfect American, in awe of the whole scene, the style the volume, the insanity, which to the uninitiated, is a roiling vortex of lust for the illness called Rock n' Roll. It's a journey.
 LEX10 [GLYPHJOCKEY] December 01, 2007


On May 17, 2008 at 1:00 am gullybogan Said:

It’s OK, mrjyn is still in business, ripping off ppl’s content to further line his pockets with spamcash; he just frigged up his link with an @ instead of a dot. Here is an excerpt from his latest post.
“We were told the Coca Cola autobiography good terms environing circumstances re the soberness string exclusive of the pitch-1800s which Analects sleep-inducer like the topping somber, ignoring arm guard medicines and tonics simulacrum proportionately cola. Multitudinous combinations as regards caffeine, heart, anodyne and unrelated drugs were purveyed upon the delectation upon Narrow age consumers.”


I reckon he’s some unattractive lost soul who speaks little or no English, and is trying to save enough money from his splog to pay for a penis enlargement operation, so he can become a porn star.

He calls his blog ‘the perfect american’, and there is something very Gatsby about it all, don’t you think?

http://mrjyn.blogspot.com/


On May 17, 2008 at 1:25 am nursemyra Said:

yep, that’s him gullybogan. I toyed with adding his link so readers could see how reprehensible he is but doesn’t that mean he’ll get more visitors which is what he wants?

meanwhile I’ve fashioned a wax doll in his likeness and am busy sticking in pins and chopping off bits
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