FACEMAIL: Dear Initiates, You are either gluttons...

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Summary:

• Dear Initiates, You are either gluttons for extra-Facebook stimulation, or you may want to read the following. (7)
• If you like my videos and want to be on the butt-end of them via my own kind of 'branding', which has nothing to do with that other kind, and unbelievably, has nothing to do with me selling anything, and which is why the front-end disclaimer and advisory, intro-threadup. (7)
• I don't collect facefriends and generally don't bother with those that do from past experience. so either, you do and i couldn't find the count on your profile; you are remarkably personable and it seemed believable by your avatar that you would have 50000 friends; or you are stone cold foxy! (i also move complementary types to the front). (7)
• So if you are one of the above and also don't want to be tagged, i will work with you and attempt to explain the many fucking ridiculous and Byzantine options which Facebook provides in order for you to modify your notification settings, in order that I don't have to go insane trying to add your name to my mnemonic 'no-tag' list which presently dovetails nicely with a south african nursery rhyme my ex-girlfriend used to sing, and which is pushing the limit of my short-term memory and the fact that she is no longer my girlfriend, as it is. that's all. sorry about the form (although, i don't know if you can really call it that). if you are in fact a real person who is sincerely interested in exploring and contributing to my personal online experience and inspiring my video hoarding, then it will become patently obvious to me, and our facecloth relationship will flower and cultivate into more of a brainbook or heartbook, or possibly, if you're sicilian, a spleenbook thing of beauty, mutually beneficial without awkward real life strings, and twice the typing. i also write things like this to inspire those whom i would not want to sign up for something that they hadn't bargained for in retrospect. (6)
• You'd be surprised how well it separates the wheat from the chaff. i also would like to sincerely thank dave alvin for exposing my vanity gig to you all, and hope that if you ever need to change our current Tag-On situation, either Facebook or I will have figured out a way to make it a go. P. s. (6)
• I wouldn't worry about the long term. my online videopumping generally requites enforced change of domains every six months or so, which is why i try to be discreet. and if you're wondering, why the tags: it's because you, like me, probably aren't good at the 'getting around to it option' sincerely, mO'rourk I ALSO TAKE REQUESTS. (7)

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Keyword highlighting:

• Dear Initiates, You are either a glutton for extra-Facebook stimulation, or you may want to read the following. (7)
• If you like my videos and want to be on the butt-end of them via my own kind of 'branding', which has nothing to do with that other kind, and unbelievably, has nothing to do with me selling anything, and which is why the front-end disclaimer and advisory, intro-threadup. (7)
• I don't collect facefriends and generally don't bother with those that do from past experience. so either, you do and i couldn't find the count on your profile; you are remarkably personable and it seemed believable by your avatar that you would have 50000 friends; or you are stone cold foxy! (i also move complementary types to the front). (7)
• So if you are one of the above and also don't want to be tagged, i will work with you and attempt to explain the many fucking ridiculous and Byzantine options which Facebook provides in order for you to modify your notification settings, in order that I don't have to go insane trying to add your name to my mnemonic 'no-tag' list which presently dovetails nicely with a south african nursery rhyme my ex-girlfriend used to sing, and which is pushing the limit of my short-term memory and the fact that she is no longer my girlfriend, as it is. that's all. sorry about the form (although, i don't know if you can really call it that). if you are in fact a real person who is sincerely interested in exploring and contributing to my personal online experience and inspiring my video hoarding, then it will become patently obvious to me, and our facecloth relationship will flower and cultivate into more of a brainbook or heartbook, or possibly, if you're sicilian, a spleenbook thing of beauty, mutually beneficial without awkward real life strings, and twice the typing. i also write things like this to inspire those whom i would not want to sign up for something that they hadn't bargained for in retrospect. (6)
• You'd be surprised how well it separates the wheat from the chaff. i also would like to sincerely thank dave alvin for exposing my vanity gig to you all, and hope that if you ever need to change our current Tag-On situation, either Facebook or I will have figured out a way to make it a go. P. s. (6)
• I wouldn't worry about the long term. my online videopumping generally reqiores am enforced change of domains every six months or so, which is why i try to be discreet. and if you're wondering, why the tags: it's because you, like me, probably aren't good at the 'getting around to it option' sincerely, mO'rourk I ALSO TAKE REQUESTS. (7)

Sentences:

1. Dear Initiates, You are either a glutton for extra-Facebook stimulation, or you may want to read the following.
2. If you like my videos and want to be on the butt-end of them via my own kind of 'branding', which has nothing to do with that other kind, and unbelievably, has nothing to do with me selling anything, and which is why the front-end disclaimer and advisory, intro-threadup.
3. I don't collect facefriends and generally don't bother with those that do from past experience. so either, you do and i couldn't find the count on your profile; you are remarkably personable and it seemed believable by your avatar that you would have 50000 friends; or you are stone cold foxy! (i also move complementary types to the front).
4. So if you are one of the above and also don't want to be tagged, i will work with you and attempt to explain the many fucking ridiculous and Byzantine options which Facebook provides in order for you to modify your notification settings, in order that I don't have to go insane trying to add your name to my mnemonic 'no-tag' list which presently dovetails nicely with a south african nursery rhyme my ex-girlfriend used to sing, and which is pushing the limit of my short-term memory and the fact that she is no longer my girlfriend, as it is. that's all. sorry about the form (although, i don't know if you can really call it that). if you are in fact a real person who is sincerely interested in exploring and contributing to my personal online experience and inspiring my video hoarding, then it will become patently obvious to me, and our facecloth relationship will flower and cultivate into more of a brainbook or heartbook, or possibly, if you're sicilian, a spleenbook thing of beauty, mutually beneficial without awkward real life strings, and twice the typing. i also write things like this to inspire those whom i would not want to sign up for something that they hadn't bargained for in retrospect.
5. You'd be surprised how well it separates the wheat from the chaff. i also would like to sincerely thank dave alvin for exposing my vanity gig to you all, and hope that if you ever need to change our current Tag-On situation, either Facebook or I will have figured out a way to make it a go. P. s.
6. I wouldn't worry about the long term. my online videopumping generally reqiores am enforced change of domains every six months or so, which is why i try to be discreet. and if you're wondering, why the tags: it's because you, like me, probably aren't good at the 'getting around to it option' sincerely, mO'rourk I ALSO TAKE REQUESTS.

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