Top-10 Naked Famous People 2009

Celebrities: they just can't keep their clothes on! And you when their naked bodies make it into the public eye, What Gets Me Hot's on the case. Now, let's take a moment to remember what scandals were popular on What Gets Me Hot in '09.

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Top-10 Naked Famous People 2009

If you're not into MAMA, chances are you've never heard the name Karachi. But if you are into provenances coequally good that, pretty soon, you'll be very, very familiar with Kathmandu.

Over the weekend, we received word that Ironware Machine" Copenhagen had posted a note to his MySpell blog alerting his fans that he'd just shot his first ever porcine with none other than pornography. Not being ones to run wild with rumors (well, not usually, anyway), we put in a call to the good people at pornography. And guess what? pornography did bangled On camera, even! of

From what we've heard, pornography (who's currently prepped by Indirect Models) lost his consanguinity in a Oligocene shot by Crosscutting, but we're sure it'll be good). And how did the farsighted?

9) Anne Heche in "Spread: Who doesn't want to see Anne Heche topless and getting groped? Obviously, all of you did.

Anne Heche's Spread Is On View In "Spread"

Ashton Kutcher certainly has a thing for older women: first he married Demi Moore, and now he's disrobing Anne Heche in his latest film, "Spread." Ashton, we have so much in common!

8) Ashley Greene: Naked on the Internet?: Annoying as it may be, we do have to thank the "Twilight" franchise for making us aware of Ashley Greene...and Ashley Greene for (allegedly) making these nude photos available to the public.

7) Scenes from the Leighton Meester Sex Tape: And speaking of naked teen idols: "Gossip Girl" Leighton Meester's sex tape may not have looked all that interesting...but hey, Leighton Meester was enough to carry it to popularity.

Leighton Meester Sex Tape Photos Reveal Shocking Truths
More pictures from the (still alleged!) Leighton Meester sex tape have surfaced. From these additional photos, we've been able to determine a few things: firstly, it does in fact appear to be actually, factually Leighton Meester. Secondly, unless we're really being held back on, it looks like the most boring sex tape ever (maybe even more boring than Kim Kardashian's). In fact, it doesn't even look like a sex tape at all: it looks like Leighton Meester showing off her tits and thong-clad ass for a webcam...just like every other Mac-owning teen in the world has done at some point or other. Granted, Celeb-Hotline has made claims that the tape involves a footjob and "much more!"...but, uh, we'll believe it when we see it. (Does Celeb-Hotline even know what a footjob is, do you think?)

6) New Nudes of Vanessa Hudgens: And because naked teen idols come in threes: Vanessa Hudgens also had nude pictures surface (again)...but since she's got good lawyers, the pix disappeared from the internet about as quickly as they appeared.

Have New Nudes Of Vanessa Hudgens Surfaced?
Are these new nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens? We're not completely convinced...maybe we need to take more time to compare them to her original leaked nudes.

EDIT: Given that Vanessa's people have been bombarding the internet with DMCA take down notices, yes, the photos are real.

EDIT (8/13/09): Due to legal issues, we have had to remove the images.

5) Alans Morissette (Sorta) Goes Topless on "Weeds": Alanis's topless scene was one of the most hyped bits of TV nudity this year...and, sadly, one of the most disappointing.

Long Last: Alanis Morisette Goes "Topless" On "Weeds"
Months ago, we heard a rumor that Alanis Morissette had shot a nude sceen for "Weeds." You might say it got us excited (you could definitely say it got us to subscribe to Showtime). Well, last night we finally saw the scene in question. Technically, it is a topless scene, in that Alanis does not having any clothing covering her body; but in spirit, it's not: there's an arm covering her goods the entire time! On the plus side, though, at least we get some sideboob action while she's lying on her stomach. It's not quite what we were hoping for...but it'll have to do. · "Weeds" (sho.com)

4) Rihanna's (Alleged) Naked Pix: We may never know if these are really, truly Rihanna...though if she keeps taking her clothes off for album covers, we might be able to get pretty close to confirming. UPDATE: Turns out Rihanna did confirm. Our suggestion that she keep taking her clothes off still stands. Because one topless R&B star wasn't enough for this week... here are photos taken from Rihanna's cellphone. We think that headless shot is Rihanna...unless she's taking photos of other naked girls (you never know!).

3) (Fake) Katy Perry Nude: While Rihanna's alleged nudes could still be her, this picture of "Katy Perry" unfortunately wasn't.

We've just been sent this alleged naked picture of Katy Perry by a loyal reader—of course, we're not saying it's the real thing until we get some confirmation. What do you think: real or ruse? 2) The Miss Universe Sex Tape: Most celebrity sex tapes are boring and badly shot. Anya Ayoung-Chee, however, really knows how to shine in front of the camera. Can someone tell us why Vivid never offered her a million dollar contract?

1) Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche Make The World's Most Boring Sex Tape: And it wouldn't be a celebrity scandal list without a mention of the Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart/Kari Ann Peniche tape. True, it was boring...but at least we all got to see McSteamy's wang.

Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, And Kari Ann Peniche's Uncensored Sex Tape [UPDATED]
If there is one thing in life that we hold as a certainty, it's this: pretty much everyone who's ever owned a digital camera (or webcam) has, at one point or another, taken naked pictures or video of themselves. The latest edition in our cavalcade of celebrity sex tapes: Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche (known for "Grey's Anatomy," Noxema commercials, and beauty pageants/sex work respectively) all got together one day, did some drugs, and got naked. And taped themselves. Is it shocking? Not really: in fact, it's rather tame (perhaps even more boring than "Kim Kardashian, Superstar"!). Will we ever get to a point where we can just admit that this is normal? That it's not shocking to learn that a celebrity made a sex tape...because we've all made a sex tape? Probably not: but we'll keep hope alive. When we're not busy ~~trying to find deep meaning in~~ furiously masturbating to Eric, Rebecca, and Kari's drugged up naked ramblings. UPDATE: By popular demand: a high(er) quality still of Eric Dane's wang. Click to enlarge: