 | Piss off. |
| Bore it up 'em! |
| Havin' a wank. |
| Go to buggery! |
| Floggin the log. |
| Pissed as a fart. |
| To do your lolly. |
| Not the full quid. |
| Hold yer horses! |
| Yer a right galah! |
| I'll give yer a bell. |
| Have a butchers. |
| Come in - spinner. |
| He spat the dummy. |
| Fair suck of the sav! |
| Don't stick yer bib in! |
| Crook as Rookwood. |
| He's got the good oil. |
| Get off yer high horse. |
| Cock-and-bull stories. |
| Fair crack of the whip! |
| Give them a thrashing. |
| As scarce as hen's teeth. |
| Fits like a bum in a bucket. |
| He's about to do his block. |
| I feel like a dog's breakfast. |
| He's as game as Ned Kelly. |
| Built like a brick shit house. |
| What do you do for a crust? |
| It's not worth a brass razoo. |
| What a load of old cobblers! |
| Well that's down the gurgler. |
| Flat out like a lizard drinking. |
| Scarce as rocking horse shit. |
| I'm gonna strangle a brownie. |
| You look like a stunned mullet. |
| He's gone to drain the dragon. |
| As cunning as a shit house rat. |
| I'll go and have a Captain Cook. |
| Several palings short of a fence. |
| Shoot through like a Bondi tram. |
| About as useful as tits on a bull. |
| Got you by the short and curlies. |
| As ugly as a hat-full of arseholes. |
| Don't get your knickers in a knot. |
| You wouldn't work in an iron lung. |
| A few sausages short of the B.B.Q. |
| He could drink you under the table. |
| Go through you like a dose of salts! |
| Happy as a bastard on Father's Day. |
| A good root and a fart would kill him. |
| I'm off to the bog to leave an offering. |
| I wouldn't touch it with a forty foot pole. |
| Don't come the raw prawn with me mate! |
| I could eat the horse and chase the rider. |
| And you can bet London to a brick on that! |
| He got a head on him like a sucked mango. |
| Don't piss on my back and tell me it's rainin! |
| Couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground. |
| He's off like a bucket of prawns in the hot sun. |
| Not enough brains to give I'm self a headache! |
| Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. |
| The most fun you can have with your pants on. |
| So tight that he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him. |
| You would last about as long as a fart in a blizzard. |
| You've got a head like the rough end of the pineapple. |
| May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders. |
| May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny door down. |
| So stupid that he wouldn't know if a tram was up him 'til the bell rang! |
| He wouldn't know if a brass band was up him unless he got the drum! |
| He couldn't find his arse with both hands - even if his fingers were flashlights! |
