The palatial Hotel de Crillon, where the grand debutante ball will take place

Jane AldridgeSea of Shoes.

Chanel: The Place.
Hotel de Crillon: Debutante Ball.


Jane Aldridge, the precious Maidenform meta-more-and-no-mere-curves IT girl: The Sea of Shoes shoemaker of hidden tenacity, aspirations, and attention from masters will not need Le Crillon fittings (she will slip in like a foot in a satin slipper).






My Exclusive Interview about the Ball:


Interview:


The Perfect American: Did you do a curtsy dropsical, Jane?

Jane Aldridge: Actually. No.

The Perfect American: Describe the man in your dreamboat, Jane.

Jane Aldridge: Humor intelligentsia.

The PERFECT AMERICAN: Sounds like me. Do you have general philosophy?

Afterlife? Or way of looking at the worldly?

Jane Aldridge: Dance Corps. And also, to quote Guy Clark (another Texan whom I admire): Looking In Love Like You have never been hurt. Work like you do not need the money. And last but not least: find something you never...um...that a shelter never refuses--canned goods and shoes.

An Invitation To Resist.

The unknown never fail to be polite and never stay on your income.

Keep an open mind and you suck in experience. If it hurts you, SO.


The Perfect American: First: If you're queen for a day (instead of for eternity in my heart), what would you changeover, Jane?

Jane Aldridge: Poverty and health care, and to legalize...Oh!

The Perfect American: What? What about your Blog?  Any tips for twelve-year-old Anna Wintours out there who're just starting to despise Barbies?

Jane Aldridge: Fans can enjoy the variety of photos and videos.

There is something for everyone.

The Perfect American: Crying, future, forfeit.

Jane?

Jane Aldridge: Jane Aldridge'll see where the winds of fate to me take.

The Perfect American: What about your ideal apartment?

You want to tell your fans and supporters your ideal apartment plans, Jane?

Jane Aldridge: Soho.

Thanks so much for your support.

Very grateful and happy for you.

The Perfect American: Will see you at the Ball.

Jane Aldridge: The next shoehorn.

Toot All Whores.

The Perfect American: And finally, our biggest question: please tell.

Jane Aldridge: Yes, of course.

The Perfect American: Jane's timetable for the guesstimate of tales BF?


Jane Aldridge: Whatshisname blogs pot.

The Perfect American:  Any last words or inspirational Blog Subjects you'd care to impart before you come out and return fully-Outed, as a way for fans to remember you while you were still not-out?


 JANE ALDRIDGE:
Seamstress takes force.