Carla Bruni says she’s taken Woody Allen up on his offer to appear in one of his films. “I don’t know for what role but I said yes,” she said. “Perhaps I will be very bad.” We’d expect nothing less from a woman who wrote a song called “My Junk,” in which she croons about rolling up her guy, the president of France, and smoking him. Watch her do a sex scene. And then watch France smoke cigarettes and not care. [WSJ]