☠️ THE BIRD cannot believe all the other birds cheeping and twittering in middle of birding territory
☠️THEBIRD just can't believe everything all the other birds are cheeping and twittering in the middle of birding territory.
Woman of house,inveterate OCD clean freak--ebullient birder,t hey are telling him this, eating the most outrageous assortment of seed cocktail. Every imaginable grain, carb, and plenty protein in each beak-breaking bight. Texture next to pebbles, but toothsome, mouthfeel--so right.
All at the right hand of Father Bird On a Wire
He's taking this in when he finds himself through the story's patronizing, self-serving twist, from 'Good find,' to 'What a
good-finder bird am I,' to suddenly raging and ready to check out more Party Chex pilfered from jaws of fowler--perfect prezzie for less colorful sex.
Off he flies, flies, flies, and there is a glint-- faint aroma of ammonia, Windexy.
And he sees the feeders like a bank in a Western, ready to get withdrawn.
If Great Bird on a Wire had not been there to see it, no bird would ever have believed what he did: so hard, so big, so loud.
And he throws caution to wind, and downdrafts straight toward the structure--the backyard feeder parcel.
Loud and suddenly!Birddamned! Brobdingnagian fuck-up. Motherfuckin' slovenly.
He hit that solid, clear square of air straight, pointy beak ... hit what?Glass.
Horse's ass.
They told him.
He said he'd see it when he believed it.
But they said, 'no you won't.'
It's very clear and impossible to spy, especially with your crazy peripheral eye.
When you see it, you'll die.
Birds just can't believe it.
They keep comin' back to test.
Your son or daughter are doing so this minute.
Smashing into clear windows.
🥵 BLITZDOFF 🤞
☠️
Dying, or trying--tribal warriors on safe spaces, tattooed faces, submarine races, exchanged for first-hit, spreadealged sext-backs in all its outrageous, mostly quick to act, hit and quit it -- i dare ya -- bravada.
☠️
other half sayin'
maybe we should get a job with that bald guy in Nevada
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