2 days ago
MYSTERY ALL GIRL KPOP “OLΓ”
How difficult is a seasoned music writer specializing in unfamiliar (to the West, except its omnipresent, same-aged, same-gendered fanbase, through whose existence they are as responsible for their viability -- as for their success --
these short- shelf-life oddities whose antennae are first to identify, coalesce, and finally,
with social media, break in their most exotic and previously
unreceptive boomers, agencies, venues.
Prohibited from their own
country from trying cross-cultural, newly-minted, management-assembled,
cash creations to discover and track is unparalleled
that is an epic unquantifiable equation of econometrics, analysis in the arcana of deep technical predictability vs. probability methodology, whose confluence ranks with the Kennedy assassination, the inability to find your keys, and the name of this KPOP group, whose song ‘OlΓ©’ is perfectly indicative of the former, possibly interpreted through the latter, and duly attributed by name to its paterfamilias and scientific authority, Thomas Bayes (1702 - 1761), by whose Bayesian ‘everything,’ everything may be measured, and determined to be either π or π₯.
WHAT???
— now add
the singular distinction of their recent status as only the third wave
of a once culturally impossible opportunity to only the most classical
forms of music, art, or any once-biased societally prohibitive, or
governmentally forbidden Western influenced, female-centric, sexually
provocative, all-girl (six or so) .... and WHATS THEIR NAME, KPop fans? •