Unicorns and Dahuts
W3C First Public Working Draft
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Abstract
This document describes the proper process involved in the capturing and caring for the more common farm animals.
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This is probably the froodiest document that you will read all year. It has been authored using new means of achieving consensus that have been made possible through nanoethanol implants.
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This document is governed by the 1 March 2019 W3C Process Document.
Overview
This is a wonderfully beautiful example document. If you're interested in such topics, you may wish to read section § 3.2 Dahut or look at pretty figure Figure 1.1. Introduction
This section is non-normative.Once upon a time, there was a working group that needed to write a specification using nothing but [HTML5].
It decided to use ReSpec, they went to Last Call inside of a quarter and to Rec within six months. They spent most of the rest of their chartered time having fun in exotic place.
The End.
2. Conformance
As well as sections marked as non-normative, all authoring guidelines, diagrams, examples, and notes in this specification are non-normative. Everything else in this specification is normative.The key word MAY in this document is to be interpreted as described in BCP 14 [RFC2119] [RFC8174] when, and only when, they appear in all capitals, as shown here.
The single conformance class described in this specification is the cryptoanimal, a class of common animals that some crazy people don't believe in.
3. Animals
There are two primary sorts of cryptoanimals that this specification is concerned with. They are detailed in the following sections.3.1 Unicorn
A unicorn is essentially a horned pegasus with no wings. Unicorns make great pets and can double as babysitters in a pinch.Overview
This is a wonderfully beautiful example document. If you're interested in such topics, you may wish to read section or look at pretty figure .Introduction
Once upon a time, there was a working group that needed to write a specification using nothing but [[HTML5]].It decided to use ReSpec, they went to Last Call inside of a quarter and to Rec within six months. They spent most of the rest of their chartered time having fun in exotic place.
The End.
Animals
There are two primary sorts of cryptoanimals that this specification is concerned with. They are detailed in the following sections.Unicorn
A unicorn is essentially a horned pegasus with no wings. Unicorns make great pets and can double as babysitters in a pinch.
Dahut
A dahut is an Alpine animal with legs shorter on one side than on the other in order to better walk around the mountain. There are two types, that vary on chirality. It is not to be confused with the chamois, a mythical mountain animal with two legs of the same size — a logical impossibility that will be clear to anyone who has been mountain climbing.Further discussion of the dahut can be found in [[!SVGMOBILE12]].
Here is a simple example with just some text:
The milk of the right-handed dahut is considered by villagers to be bad for babies.And here is one with syntax highlighting:
function norm (str) { str = str.replace(/^\s+/, "").replace(/\s+$/, ""); return str.split(/\s+/).join(" "); }
You can also inline syntax highlighting as in return str.replace(/^\s+/, ""); You can include arbitrary content that will be processed recursively:
You can also use transformations, although that feature is meant to be used with parsimony.
This used to be normal text, but now it's not.
Turtles
You can have turtles all the way down.Turtles
You can have turtles all the way down.Turtles
You can have turtles all the way down.Turtles
You can have turtles all the way down.Turtles
You can have turtles all the way down.Turtles
You can have turtles all the way down.Acknowledgements
I would like to thank all the people who have patched ReSpec over the years and helped turn it into a really cool tool!This document describes the proper process involved in
the capturing and
caring for the more common farm animals.
This is probably the froodiest document that you will
read all year. It has
been authored using new means of achieving consensus that
have been made
possible through nanoethanol implants.
--------
Overview
--------
This is a wonderfully beautiful example document. If
you're interested
in such topics, you may wish to read section or
look at pretty figure .
------------
Introduction
------------
Once upon a time, there was a working group that needed
to write a
specification using nothing but [[HTML5]].
It decided to use ReSpec, they went to Last Call inside
of a quarter
and to Rec within six months. They spent most of the rest
of their
chartered time having fun in exotic place.
The End.
The single conformance class described in this
specification is the
cryptoanimal, a class of common animals that some crazy
people don't believe in.
-------
Animals
-------
There are two primary sorts of cryptoanimals
that this specification is concerned with. They are
detailed in the
following sections.
-------
Unicorn
-------
A unicorn is essentially a horned pegasus with no
wings.
Unicorns make great pets and can double as babysitters
in a pinch.
Unicorns make you sexy
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Dahut
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A dahut is an Alpine animal with legs shorter on one
side than
on the other in order to better walk around the
mountain. There are two
types, that vary on chirality. It is not to be confused
with the chamois,
a mythical mountain animal with two legs of the same
size — a logical
impossibility that will be clear to anyone who has been
mountain climbing.
Further discussion of the dahut can be found in
[[!SVGMOBILE12]].
Here is a simple example with just some text:
The milk of the right-handed dahut is considered by
villagers to be bad
for babies.
And here is one with syntax highlighting:
function norm (str) {
str = str.replace(/^\s+/, "").replace(/\s+$/, "");
return str.split(/\s+/).join(" ");
}
You can also inline syntax highlighting as in
return str.replace(/^\s+/, "");
You can include arbitrary content that will be
processed recursively:
You can also include as text:
You can also use transformations, although that feature
is meant to
be used with parsimony.
function scream (obj, content) {
return content.toUpperCase();
}
function blink (obj, content) {
return "" +
content +
"";
}
C. References
C.1 Normative references
- [HTML5]
- HTML5. Ian Hickson; Robin Berjon; Steve Faulkner; Travis Leithead; Erika Doyle Navara; Theresa O'Connor; Silvia Pfeiffer. W3C. 27 March 2018. W3C Recommendation. URL: https://www.w3.org/TR/html5/
- [RFC2119]
- Key words for use in RFCs to Indicate Requirement Levels. S. Bradner. IETF. March 1997. Best Current Practice. URL: https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2119
- [RFC8174]
- Ambiguity of Uppercase vs Lowercase in RFC 2119 Key Words. B. Leiba. IETF. May 2017. Best Current Practice. URL: https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc8174
- [SVGMOBILE12]
- Scalable Vector Graphics (SVG) Tiny 1.2 Specification. Ola Andersson; Robin Berjon; Erik Dahlström; Andrew Emmons; Jon Ferraiolo; Anthony Grasso; Vincent Hardy; Scott Hayman; Dean Jackson; Chris Lilley; Cameron McCormack; Andreas Neumann; Craig Northway; Antoine Quint; Nandini Ramani; Doug Schepers; Andrew Shellshear et al. W3C. 22 December 2008. W3C Recommendation. URL: https://www.w3.org/TR/SVGTiny12/
This used to be normal text, but now it's not. ------- Turtles ------- You can have turtles all the way down. ------- Turtles ------- You can have turtles all the way down. ------- Turtles ------- You can have turtles all the way down. ------- Turtles ------- You can have turtles all the way down. ------- Turtles ------- You can have turtles all the way down. ------- Turtles ------- You can have turtles all the way down. ---------------- Acknowledgements ---------------- I would like to thank all the people who have patched ReSpec over the years and helped turn it into a really cool tool!
