7.05.2019

「Dear Jane Aldridge ・ DEAR MRJYN 」 WHAT YOU LACK IN FLOUR AND STRAWBERRIES、YOU MORE THAN MAKE UP IN NUTS・xo jane。 | YOU’RE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING, JANE IS A LITTLE JUNG。 FREUD DID MENTION SHOES RELATING TO DREAMS、 and NOT WEARING ANY「THROW ME A BONE, SLUGGER」ox mrjyn。


「Dear Jane Aldridge ・ DEAR  MRJYN 」 WHAT YOU LACK IN FLOUR AND STRAWBERRIES、YOU MORE THAN MAKE UP IN NUTS・xo jane。 |   YOU’RE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING, JANE IS A LITTLE JUNG。 FREUD DID MENTION SHOES RELATING TO DREAMS、 and NOT WEARING ANY「THROW ME A BONE, SLUGGER」ox mrjyn。

for Jane Aldridge



デヴィッド・ボウイのステジ衣装を作って欲しい。」すでにイギリスでは人気を博していたデヴィッド・ボウイ、彼にとっては初めてとなるアメリカでのコンサート、そしてワールドツア「ジギースターダスト」、


「アラディン・セイン」両ツアーのためのステージ衣装を山本寛斎に手掛けて欲しいという依頼である。 歌舞伎の「引抜き」を応用した仕掛けが服には施してありコンサートでは一瞬にして下に着ている衣装 (ショルダーネックのニット) が現れた


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I.
“That headband is so Anne Boleyn” –Brigadeiro

[SEE? ME AND BRIGADEIRO AGREE!]

YOU HAVE NOW BEEN CHARACTERIZED AS HENRY THE EIGHTH’S WIFE, WHICH MAKES YOU A QUEEN, AND A PRECOCIOUS JOYCE BROTHERS, PRACTICING NON-FOOTWEAR RELATED PSYCHIATRY, ALL FROM THE SAME POST.
“TOP THAT GARANCE DORE!”


II.



EXCERPT:


“Christina Chan, your delusions of eloquence are…Champ”, I suggest you think again.” –Shortcake


DEAR SHORTCAKE,


[I MEAN] MRJYN,


WHAT YOU LACK IN FLOUR AND STRAWBERRIES, YOU MORE THAN MAKE THAN UP IN NUTS.


AND WHY ARE YOU WRITING TO CHRISTINA CHAN?


IS THAT YOUR NAME?


BECAUSE IF IT IS, IT GOES AT THE END…OR WERE YOU EXPECTING CHRISTINA CHAN TO READ THIS?


VERY CLEVER!


I LIKE WRITING AGE-BAITING COMMENTS AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY [YOU SHOULD READ MY COMMENTS TO THE LOCAL ALZHEIMER’S BLOG], BUT WHAT PART OF THE CAMERA STORY, EXACTLY, DID YOU FIND IN YOUR DSMV-IV?


[OKAY, THINK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON.]

FREUD DID MENTION SHOES, I RECALL, BUT ONLY RELATING TO DREAMS, AND NOT WEARING ANY; WHICH WOULD HAVE PROBABLY PISSED YOU OFF TOO.


NO I CAN’T FIGURE IT.


YOU HAD ME AT “CHRISTINA CHAN,” AND KEPT ME ALL THE WAY TO THE MOHAMED ALI REFERENCE.


ALTHOUGH FULLY-BAKED, YOUR COMMENT HAS DISTRACTED MY ENTIRE MORNING.


THROW ME A BONE, SLUGGER?


BUT


YOU’RE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING, JANE IS A LITTLE JUNG!