12.13.2018

Meet the Urban Dictionary "dangerousminds" mug - The front of the mug says: dangerous minds - The back of the mug says: Boring, stereotypical teacher movie starring Michelle Pfeiffer or however the hell u spell it

Meet the Urban Dictionary dangerousminds mug - The front of the mug says: dangerous minds - The back of the mug says: Boring, stereotypical teacher movie starring Michelle Pfeiffer or however the hell u spell it


dangerous minds
$25
It’s 11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess. Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff. It’ll start conversations.

Maybe even end some.

Safe for microwaves. Dishwashers, too.

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With over 2 million words to choose from, there’s a good chance this mug is one of a kind. Get it for friends, family, co-workers or treat yourself. Either way, you’ll be the most interesting person in the room.

The front of the mug says:

dangerous minds

The back of the mug says:
Boring, stereotypical teacher movie starring Michelle Pfeiffer or however the hell u spell it. She is a first-time teacher who starts teaching the retard class and then it dawns on her that they are too old to be reading dumbshit books for 5th graders. She talks to the teachers and they explain that she got the dumbshit class and they're not gonna waste the good materials on them. So she does what every other teacher does...invades the class's personal space by driving to their homes and speaking to their parents, settling gang fights through her loving words, and taking students out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they order food like a whole roast chicken, and ball the waiter out. they eventually begin to love her (big surprise) and blah blah blah...2 kids are pulled out of the sky by their mom who thinks the teacher is a 'white bread bitch'...one of the smart kids gets prego and is forced to leave but Michele fights bravely for her...Michelle realizes that the leader of the class and also of some no-doubt ruthless gang needs her help to not die, and offers him a place in her house but he says no just like anyone would that's just buckskin weird...and then he dies of something to do with he knocked on the principal's door and the principal had some issue with the way he knocked, and then because of that or something stemming from that, he was killed by another gang member. and this makes Michelle and the class upset. and then (just like in every other version of this movie) ms sniffer or whatever her movie name is, tells them she's going to teach at some other school, and they're like aw no way ESE or whatever manufactured slang the directors have them use, and then she's like aw OK kids I'll stay and we'll learn til the cows come home. 
 
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