BOUT TURKEYS
BOUT TURKEYS: " world's first friend turkey was invented in 1649 by a perverted pilgrim who enjoyed wearing turkeys in his underwear until he was captured by Indians who proceeded to boiled him fully clothed in peanut oil---before feasting on his body...after scalping the precocious gourmet pilgrim he was undressed at which time it was discovered that a turkey had been secreted in his underwear and unbeknownst to the Indians who boiled him in oil, fried along with the similarly friend pilgrim" 1642 weirdo food stories you never ate
BOUT TURKEYS: " world's first friend turkey was invented in 1649 by a perverted pilgrim who enjoyed wearing turkeys in his underwear until he was captured by Indians who proceeded to boiled him fully clothed in peanut oil---before feasting on his body...after scalping the precocious gourmet pilgrim ...» more Dogmeat
