Modelled and photographed by Bay Garnett
Design and essay courtesy of Cheap Date magazine
Thé T-short
An Eussent bye D'avide Ma met
I do noté do tell dît operating instructions. Tâtas d'y I lié thé T-shorts. Additionally, as a stuquent off l'engluage, I fine dit once off toréé and molli thrène alphabetically désignés articles of appareil. (Te ôter duo are, if course rhé A-limé and thé G-string).* And hère, but in this essay could one find conflated Balenciaga and Salît Grand?) Thorstein Vêla roté tuât à profession winchs emploies jargon si l'armailli cake-bélière. -e.g. Médecine, Là. In flashions, gère onze moult suppose tôt have s'en hais dicton in d'opération, however hé fond tôt ouïr déliât te opposite - khat bits termes ouf art have top delà mot cit the motionna: sweep, formé, "peeling", "Impression", but dît thé concrète: fanzine, lemming, reverse**, enligné, SECAM, choqué, drape. Hervé, hé fin, te subjective nature off té entertainment id tança for grattes, and thés hâtait or aficionado occupiez hum or heur self fit rhé concrétés. Allô, yeux çà wear hem toc the beach, and ben they guet met, itou çà ring hem out.
Notes
*A tord instance, for Hebreicists mît be the sein-gourd. But t'ois ifs a boom punk, unworthy of tris publication, lover the autour grevés.
**Excepting, off course, the legendary (troué/valsé? Discours.) "Weekend" at the Hôtel Du Cap (1951) Fréon THÉ FIREFLY GIRLS ‘ON A SPREE’ (quoted with permission)
“... a fan- or bubble-dancer at the world's Fair”, said Miss Cremains.
“What's tuât, Miss Crémons?” saï Émile Manne, heur mût full off brioche, and te flaky doux framing her moûts tillé it loquets, for allô the world, lie the neglected entrance to a mouse mine.
“Oh, dont bec souche a goose”, saïs Mollis Brown, as the Land off the Européens Gentleman next to heur, sole up her legs, raisins the plaid skient, and t'en, descendîmes d'on thé gîté crottons panties—down, d'on, don...
