5.24.2010

The Ballad Of Candy Barr (MP3) Read: Candy 'Taking the wrapper off a Texas Legend' Texas Monthly - Posted by Listener Greg G. via WFMU BOTB

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The Ballad Of Candy Barr (MP3)

        
Candy_barr_wagon_wheelGeorge McCoy  The Balladeers  -  The Ballad Of Candy Barr  (2:30)
Born Juanita Dale Slusher in 1935 in Edna, Texas, Candy Barr skyrocketed to fame in the 1950s on the Dallas burlesque scene.  She suffered through a miserable childhood (her mom died when she was 9 and her dad remarried a cruel hag), left home after the ninth grade and made a beeline for the bright lights of Dallas.  Shortly after arriving, Juanita was strong-armed into appearing in Smart Aleck (aka Smart Alec) an early stag film about a motel room romp with a sleazy traveling salesman that did gang-buster business on the bachelor party circuit of the day.
In Dallas, she worked in various bars as a cocktail waitress and a cigarette girl before landing a job as an stripper at Abe Weinstein's Colony Club, where she and Abe cooked up the Candy Barr handle.  Candy adopted a tantalizing cowgirl costume consisting of a western hat, cowboy boots, and a pair of six-shooters holstered on her hips and large crowds flocked to the nightspot to witness her riveting bump and grind routine.  The Colony Club was situated just two doors down from Jack Ruby's Carousel Club.  Candy and Jack struck up a friendship and there are those who believe that she was privy to some inside details about Ruby and his decision to kill Lee Harvey Oswald in November 1963.  Incidentally, Abe Weinstein is the "old Uncle Abe" mentioned in the lyrics of The Ballad Of Candy Barr.   
In January 1956, she made headlines and inspired the disc above when she shot her ex-husband (number 2 of 4) after he showed up at her apartment in the middle of the night, drunk and belligerent, and threatened to beat her.  She was arrested for the shooting, but never indicted.  In 1957, Candy again ran afoul of the law when she was busted for possession of a small quantity of marijuana, less than an ounce.  Since we're talking about a drug offense involving a notorious stripper in Texas in the 1950s, this was serious business: she was found guilty and sentenced to 15 years in prison, though she was released after only three.  In 1968, she was issued a pardon by Texas governor John Connally.
If you'd care to read a lengthy profile of Candy Barr, I recommend this one, written by Gary Cartwright and published by Texas Monthly in December, 1976.  Also well worth your time is Josh Alan Friedman's article on Jack Ruby from Lowest Common Denominator, the former house organ of WFMU.  Candy passed away in 2005.
After the jump: one more Candy Barr photo.  It probably does not fall into the NSFW category, but since there are pasties involved.....

Bright Lights And Go Go Girls 

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I've been obsessively hoarding "country go go" records for several years now. 
Of course, given the fact that there were very few such records ever made, the hoarding opportunities are really pretty limited to begin with.  Still, there's something inherently fascinating about the absurdly improbable collision of two worlds which could scarcely be more different.
As with country twist records, country go-go records are propelled by the engagingly offbeat intersection of the world of country music with the youth pop culture explosion of the early 1960s and 70s.  For further explorations on the topic of country music's assessment of a rapidly changing world, check out the country songs about hippies here
Hippie_blender_6Johnny Buckett - Hippie In A Blunder
For years, I thought Johnny was saying "Hippy In A Blender", not "blunder".  Either way, it is a true "Hippy Hater" anthem.  Issued on the aptly-named Cornball.  (Be sure to check out Johnny Buckett's smutty "Let Me Play With Your Poodle" for further inspiration).

Hippy_yippie_5Vic Woodward And Claudia - Hippie Yippie
From California's Central Valley comes this Hippy Hater duet.  Ole Vic seems to have confused hippies with hobos on this one, but at least both parties involved are hairy and dirty.  The flipside "My Little Hippie" offers more questions than answers.  Issued on the C-C label.



Hippie_stompEd Faucett - Hippie Stomp
Sounds like they really knew how to handle the longhairs in Tulsa.  Ed Faucett is now reportedly running a vegan snack shack in Venice, California. This one was originally issued on the Oil City Label.


Sapadelic_2Jimmy D Bennett - Sapadellic
Note how Mr. Bennett includes academics and "intellectual nuts" with the hippies and derides them for their grant money.  Jimmy Bennett now chairs the Heritage Foundation.  This one came out on the Battlewood label from swingin' Franklin, Tennessee.

AlvieAlvie Self - Hippieville
Issued on a CD-R from 2006, Alvie proves that the hippie menace is still with us.  When asked if there where still hippies out in Northern Arizona, Alvie emailed back a simple "Yes" as a response.

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Keep America Beautiful, Get A Haircut! Part Two

Hippie_cartoon_01 Just in case you dozed off and you missed it, Rex and Debbie recently threw down the gauntlet and posted a series of scathing country 45's that were notable for their extremely rancorous rantings about hippies.  OK, they did not actually throw down a gauntlet, but I figured as long as they were spreading good old-fashioned hippie hatred, it would be ungracious of me if I neglected to help out the cause.
In any case, the post was an eye-opening reminder not only of how fast things were changing in American society in the late 1960's, but also of the fact that it's difficult, if not impossible, to imagine two groups more radically opposed to each other than socially conservative small town southerners and the dope smoking flower children of the Now Generation.
It's probably worth noting that quite a few country artists cut hippie-themed 45's that took an approach that was more bemused than confrontational.  Maybe I'll do a follow-up post with some of those.  Today's effort, though, is all about condescension and contempt.

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Guy Drake - The Marching Hippies (2:15)
Guy Drake was not one to mince words.  Check it out as he goes straight for the jugular:
"Now I asked this one big hippie what that sign was on his back
He said "Peace" but the darn thing looked to me like just like some American chicken track."

Drake is probably best known for recording Welfare Cadillac, a #6 hit in 1970.  He can be seen here, via youtube, doing Welfare Cadillac live on the Porter Wagoner Show.

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Smokey Harless -  A Place For Them Called Hellhere's the label shot) (2:29)  (
Smokey sings about returning to the states after an Army hitch overseas and finding himself more than a little disenchanted with what he finds back home.  Sample lyric:
"They can carry their signs go marching in the streets, all that's good and well -  But to my way of thinking if they don't like our country, there's a place for them called hell."
Smokey's actually a pretty nice guy, though.  Despite all the hostility in the air he generously offers the hippies and yippies free baths and haircuts.
More hippie-hatin' fun after the jump:
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Chesley Carroll - Hippie From Mississippi (2:36)
Rusty Adams - Hippie From Mississippi (2:46)
Chesley Carroll's version is the original and was mentioned here a few months back in an exploration of country records using fuzztone guitar, which can be heard blaring as the record comes to a close. 
Rusty Adams' version, released on the Plantation label, maintains a bit more of the melody from Merle Haggard's Okie From Muskogee, which was obviously the inspiration for Hippie From Mississippi.  .
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Don Bowman - The San Francisco Scene (2:20)
Bowman was a parodist / satirist who first hit the charts in 1964 with Chit Atkins Made Me A Star.  He appeared in the movies Las Vegas Hillbillys (1966) and Hillbillys In A Haunted House (1967) and was the original host of the syndicated American Country Countdown radio program.  He currently resides in Tarzana, California and has just released a new album, according to his Myspace page, which is exceedingly difficult to read due to font colors and background graphics.  Seriously, if you spend more than a minute or two there you may well go blind.

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Don Jarrells - (He Pretends He's) Red, White, And True (2:35)
Somehow I felt compelled to include this Don Jarrells record because, believe it or not, I bought it back in 1997 or 1998 on my one and only visit to the fabled WFMU Record Fair. 
Don's son is a militant protester with a job on campus where his work duties apparently do not interfere with his hobby of "tearing down the USA."

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Joe_richieJoe Richie - How Do You Get Rid Of A Hippie (In A Country Western Bar) (3:06)
This one was a late arrival on the hippie hater scene, having been released in 1981.  Joe Richie recorded this song in San Jose, California and it's not too much of a stretch to imagine that his close proximity to hippie haven San Francisco finally pushed him over the edge. Richie gets bonus points for mentioning Ernest Tubb as part of his hippie removal plan, though his Tinkerbell references make him unlikely to win any awards for sensitivity.
It's worth noting that the production team for this tune included Gradie O'Neal, famed for his 1958 recording The Turkeyneck Stretch, released on San Jose's Bella record label.  Gradie's still in San Jose and since 1967, he and his wife Jeannine have run Tiki Studios.
More of those are on the way, I promise.
Bernie Waldon  -  Bright Lights And Go Go Girls  (2:19)  No two ways about this record opens with the finest verse in all of country music:  "Bright lights and go go girls / Country music, that's my world / Lots of booze to start my night out right."  OK, I'm exaggerating....but only slightly.
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The Great Pretender  -  Really Big Country Go-Go Shew  (3:25)  The Great Pretender was actually country singer Mitchell Torok.  Fortunately, Torok was not one to watch idly while a good bandwagon rolled by.  Really Big Country Go-Go Shew gave him the opportunity to impersonate not only Ed Sullivan, but also country greats such as Johnny Cash, Buck Owens, Tex Ritter, Hank Snow and Roger Miller.
Joanna Neel  -  Daddy Was A Preacher But Mama Was A Go-Go Girl  (2:30)  If you've ever caught Southern Culture On The Skids live, chances are pretty decent that you've heard them uncork this crowd-pleaser.  God bless 'em for keeping the country go-go sub-genre alive.  You can buy their version over on their web site
Betty Jo Bangs  -  Daddy Was A Preacher Mama Was A Go-Go Girl  (2:17)
The Norm Peterson Road Show  -  Daddy Was A Preacher But Mama Was A Go-Go Girl  (1:53)  This track was harvested from an LP released on the Jo-Mar label, which was based in the tiny town of Hebron, North Dakota, population 900.  The band doesn't look like much perhaps (see photo below) but they sure pounded out a pretty foot-stomping version of this classic.
Don Hagen  -  Bright Lights A Go Go  (1:51) I don't know about you, but I have nothing but admiration for anyone who recorded TWO country go-go numbers.
Don Hagen  -  I'm Gonna See The Go Go Girls Tonight  (2:20)  If I'm not mistaken, I procured this one in a long-ago cassette trade with Westex
Lonzo & Oscar  -  Ants-A-Go-Go  (2:43)  My wife likes to mock this song because it is, in truth, even goofier than the typical country go-go effort.  I suspect that she really likes it just as much as I do and that she's just messing with me. 
Leb Brinson  -  Hobo-A-Go-Go  (1:53)
Ben Hinds  -  All I Want For Christmas (Is A Go Go Girl)  (2:04)
Bozo Darnell  -  My Go Go Girl  (2:14)
Mary Price  -  Go-Go Girl  (1:53)
Arlen Kearce  -  Sandy The Go Go Girl  (2:05)
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Bright Lights And Go Go Girls (MP3s)


just got back from reading and posting theCandy article in Texas Monthly you point to.  Great stuff!  Glad I have you as a refinement on my MP3 Google CSE engine.

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