What Gets Me Hot: The easiest way to add Facebook to your site OR (The easiest way to LOSE YOUR FUCKING MIND)

The easiest way to add Facebook to your site, or Why don't you motherfuckers write some instructions that someone besides Mr. He and Mr. Chin can implement

Social plugins enable you to provide engaging social experiences to your users with just a line of HTML. Because they are hosted by Facebook, the plugins are personalized for all users who are logged into Facebook — even if the users haven't yet signed up for your site.

Like Button The Like button lets users share pages from your site back to their Facebook profile with one click.	Activity Feed The Activity Feed plugin shows users what their friends are doing on your site through likes and comments.
Recommendations The Recommendations plugin gives users personalized suggestions for pages on your site they might like.	Like Box The Like box enables users to like your Facebook Page and view its stream directly from your website.
Login with Faces The Login with Faces plugin shows profile pictures of the user's friends who have already signed up for your site in addition to a login button.	Facepile The Facepile plugin shows profile pictures of the user's friends who have already signed up for your site.
Comments The Comments plugin lets users comment on any piece of content on your site.	Live Stream The Live Stream plugin lets your users share activity and comments in real-time as they interact during a live event.