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School classes did not teach the semen

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Be a sexologist, I often asked, "Suddenly I started" problem, not the scale factors, but the audience or students unrestrained many questions, and occasionally will be asked silly moment. 80% of semen sugar I recently read an internet joke, the teacher has a homework question for the "wrinkles" sentences, and John was written: "My father's eggs there are many wrinkles." Hastily called with the parents complained about the teacher: "Do not put anything gave the local kids to watch, affecting not good. " Dad Reply: "This child careless, less written one word』 『face." I guess, that the teachers saw the parents responded that they have three lines would take the "face" to hit a wall. Jesus taught sex education bad, right?

 

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Young birds have never came back to the "hook odd uncle," put on his favorite colored glasses, d up and cut, "Apple Daily", to cut paper into exciting erotic stories, and to share with you this world of men and women fresh fishy things and relax and make sex a whole day!	For example, when I referred to "80% of semen sugar," one female student will ask: "But, it is true that the semen up so salty?" She blurted out, the blush was embarrassed lifted. I think she is anxious it, listen to me say that since semen Bacheng is sugar, but in her experience, chosen to Debu tasty and salty, not at all like eating powdered sugar, Youji hearts and minds, brains not control his mouth. I answered, people are receiving sweet taste buds are located in front of the tongue, rather than the deep throat. Understand people laugh, do not know who looked at each other, whispering: "What does it mean now? Quickly speak Well?" People laugh more loudly, more they worry, wondering: finished, I left behind, and how only I do not know ! Not what you do not understand, your brain is not fast enough to switch too! Usually eat semen female oral sex are penis deep throat caught the boys could not withstand the ejaculation. Therefore, when the girls tasted the semen has not been specifically tongue's taste buds taste sweet, but rather a direct Ruhou, not only taste sweet, leaving salty. On the teaching of sexual jokes, is probably the most famous professors in the classroom Q: Which parts of the body excited when congestion is many times larger? A girl huff, how can you ask a professor to refute such a rude question? Professor of suspicion: "I said, is that pupil, that is where you want to log?"