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註:改依曝光順序編號，伍茲33歲，伍茲妻子艾琳29歲。
The CGI recreation of Tiger Woods' accident was amusing enough, but a Taiwanese news show made some more animations to retell the whole crazy dramarama through awkward shower sex scenes, strange gesturing, and plenty of bad translations. If only Fox News started doing things like this, I think I'd...
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This is the translated Chinglish Version of 7,000-View 'Tiger Woods: Best YouTube Memes Chinese Cartoon'
1. Tiger Woods: 8 Girlfriends - Banned Chinese Cartoon
2. Tiger Woods: 3 Girlfriends Chinese Cartoon
3. Tiger Woods: Crash Chinese Cartoon #1
4. Tiger Woods: Best YouTube Memes Chinese Cartoon
5. Tiger Woods: Christmas Chinese Cartoon
6. Tiger Woods: Best YouTube Memes - ENGLISH - Chinese Cartoon
7. Tiger Woods: NEW ENGLISH - Jaimee Grubbs Sex Transgression - Chinese Cartoon
8. Tiger Woods: 3 Girlfriends - ENGLISH - Chinese Cartoon (ENGLISH VERSION OF Tiger Woods: 3 Girlfriends) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB8v1Zl6d6c&feature=PlayList&p=58271397BCBB7EED&index=7
Note: The conversion of light sequentially numbered, Woods 33, Tiger Woods
虎女郎No.1 Tiger Girl No.1
34歲烏琪泰Rachel Uchitel 34-year-old Wu Qitai Rachel Uchitel◎紐約夜店女公關◎與伍茲關係： ◎ ◎ Public Relations in New York nightclubs and Woods female relationship:
疑似和伍茲同遊澳洲，據稱已與伍茲交往5個月。 Suspected and Woods with the tour of Australia, is said to have contacts with the Woods, 5 months. 有報導指伍茲車禍前與妻子艾琳爭吵，她是導火線，另因收伍茲百萬美元(約3225.5萬台幣)取消說明記者會。 Woods has been reported that a car accident before the quarrel with his wife Eileen, she is the fuse, and the other due to close Tiger Woods million (approximately 32.255 million NT dollars) removing the description press conference.
虎女郎No.2 Tiger Girl No.2
24歲葛拉布絲Jaimee Grubbs 24-year-old Gelabusi Jaimee Grubbs◎洛杉磯雞尾酒吧女侍、醫療用大麻藥店店員◎與伍茲關係： ◎ cocktail bar waitress in Los Angeles, medical marijuana pharmacy clerk ◎ relationship with the Woods:
自稱與伍茲交往約3年，至少性交20次，保有超過300則手機情色簡訊。 Contacts with Woods claiming about three years, at least for sexual intercourse 20 times, to maintain more than 300 erotic phone SMS. 曾公布伍茲語音留言當證據，並與電視台洽談出售情史，評論伍茲床上功夫「糟透」。 Woods has published Voice as evidence, and negotiate with television stations to sell Love Story, comments, Woods bed and Kung Fu Hustle "have gone to hell."
虎女郎No.3 Tiger Girl No.3
27歲卡莉卡Kalika Moquin 27-year-old Kali Ka Kalika Moquin◎拉斯維加斯酒吧女侍、夜總會行銷經理◎與伍茲關係： ◎ Las Vegas, bar maids, nightclubs, and Woods, Marketing Manager ◎ relationship:
和伍茲交往約2年，伍茲每到拉斯維加斯必定訂下她所屬集團經營的獨棟別墅偷情。 And Woods exchange about two years, Woods must be set in Las Vegas every group she belonged to betrayal and operated by single-family villas. 卡莉卡否認與伍茲關係，但男友說她跟伍茲已結束，間接證實交往。 Kali Ka denied the relationship with Woods, but the boyfriend said she has ended with Woods, indirectly confirming the interaction. 英國報紙稱伍茲最愛卡莉卡，願為她離婚。 British newspapers said the favorite Kali Ka Woods is willing to divorce.
虎女郎No.4 Tiger Girl No.4
26歲賈咪Jamie Jungers Jia Mi, 26-year-old Jamie Jungers◎拉斯維加斯推銷員、兼職模特兒◎與伍茲關係： ◎ Las Vegas, salesman, part-time model with the Woods ◎ relationship:
2005年在拉斯維加斯與伍茲相遇，當時伍茲結婚約1年，賈咪訂婚8個月，伍茲派保鑣找她到夜總會貴賓室互留電話。 2005 in Las Vegas, met with Woods, when Woods married about a year, Jia Mi engagement 8 months, Woods sent his bodyguards to find her to the VIP Room nightclub leave each other phone. 隨後密集幽會，地點是伍茲在加州的別墅。 Followed by intensive secret rendezvous place Woods villa in California.
虎女郎No.5 Tiger Girl No.5
33歲敏蒂Mindy Lawton 33-year-old Mindi Mindy Lawton◎佛羅里達奧蘭多餐廳女侍◎與伍茲關係： Orlando, Florida, restaurant waitress ◎ ◎ relationship with the Woods:
2006年艾琳懷孕期間結識伍茲，2007年被偷拍與伍茲車震後分手，該八卦雜誌要脅伍茲拍封面交換不公開。 2006, Irene met Woods during pregnancy in 2007 was photographed with the Woods car break after the earthquake, the gossip magazine's cover shoot Woods threatened to exchange closed. 敏蒂稱和伍茲在伍茲家中5處做愛過，方式粗暴。 Mindi said, and Tiger Woods in the Woods home in five have sex before, way rude.
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虎女郎No.6 Tiger Girl No.6
31歲柯蕊Cori Rist 31-year-old Ke Rui Cori Rist◎紐約夜店女◎與伍茲關係： ◎ ◎ with Woods in New York nightclubs female relationship:
與伍茲去年認識，之後伍茲只要到紐約，兩人就會在高級飯店總統套房偷歡。 Woods last year, with the knowledge, followed by Tiger Woods to New York as long as the two hotels will be in the high-level presidential suite Touhuan. 柯蕊拒絕評論，只說「還不是時候」。 Ke Rui declined to comment, only saying that "is not the right time."
虎女郎No.7 Tiger Girl No.7
36歲荷莉Holly Sampson 36-year-old Holly Holly Sampson◎紐約A片女星◎與伍茲關係： A film actress ◎ ◎ New York and the Woods Relations:
與伍茲關係不詳。 Relationship with Woods is unknown. 主要代表作是《OMG, Stop Ticking Me》和《Flying Solo 2》，對於與伍茲緋聞不承認也不否認。 Key works is the "OMG, Stop Ticking Me" and "Flying Solo 2", for the affair and the Tiger Woods does not recognize nor deny.
虎女郎No.8 Tiger Girl No.8
年齡不詳姓名不詳 Age Unknown Name Unknown
◎英國已婚電視節目主持人 ◎ English television presenter married
◎與伍茲關係： ◎ relationship with the Woods:
英國媒體報導伍茲每到英國都會與她幽會，兩人私情是球員間眾所皆知的秘密，但沒有任何現役球員承認知道這件事。 British media reported that Woods will be with her every British secret rendezvous between the two player affair is a well known secret, but there is no active players have admitted knowledge of this matter.
虎女郎No.9 Tiger Girl No.9
約23歲姓名不詳 About 23-year-old unnamed
◎佛羅里達奧蘭多某VIP俱樂部女侍、現任某公司職員 ◎ Orlando, Florida, a VIP club waitress, now a staff
◎與伍茲關係： ◎ relationship with the Woods:
某些八卦網站編號4號虎女郎。 Some gossip sites No. 4 tiger girl. 3年前艾琳懷孕時與伍茲相識並開始交往，現已分手。 Irene was pregnant three years ago, met with Woods, and began to date has been parted. 原有報導稱她已聘請律師準備曝光，但也有報導說她因為「尊重伍茲」封口。 The original reports said she had to hire a lawyer to prepare exposure, but there are also reports that she had "respect for Tiger Woods," Seal.
虎女郎No.10 Tiger Girl No.10
推測年齡35-40歲姓名不詳 Speculated that age of 35-40 years old unnamed
◎喜愛性虐待遊戲的單親媽媽 ◎ love the game of sexual abuse, single mothers
◎與伍茲關係： ◎ relationship with the Woods:
僅英國媒體報導，但詳情不多，僅強調她會和伍茲玩SM，年齡較伍茲稍長。 Only to British media reports, but few details, only emphasized that she would, and Tiger Woods to play SM, age, slightly longer than Woods.
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