11.13.2009

Yo! Tokyo Breakfast Niggers


Yo! Tokyo Breakfast Niggers [ヨ! ニガー 東京 朝食: Rejected Jap TV Pilot]



PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT:

Father: Good morning nigga.

Son: Good morning to you, nigga!

Son: Hey, mom. Watcha cookin', nigga?

Mother: Your favourite, nigga! Chicken, and waffles!

Daughter: I don't need a school anyway!

Father: You don't need a skewl? If nigga no go to skewl, nigga no get a job, if nigga no get a job, nigga no make no money, if nigga no make no money, nigga no be able to afford BMW nigga!

Father: [to his son] Your stock went down nigga, mothafucking figidso heavy industries one crazy nigga! Nigga!

Son: [to his mom] Bitch! You my number one nigga!
Delivery Guy: Yo! Did somebody order a case of forties?

Family: We did, nigga!



In this 'black' comedy/homage to US sitcoms, "Yo! Tokyo Breakfast Niggers'" directors, Tom Kuntz and Mike Maguire present the absurdity of a Japan, which feature a Tokyo family communicating through intense Ebonics, over a hip hop soundtrack, accompanied by a ridiculous laugh-track.


"There's a huge trend in Tokyo where kids will overly fake [a] tan and darken their skin," explains Maguire,
referring to Tokyo's subculture where people are paying $500 to get dreads in their hair.

"This film shows the absurdity of it all."

Kuntz and Maguire brainstormed the risqué script one morning, but had little luck when pitching the piece.

"We sent out the scripts, and all the casting agencies wouldn't do it," explain Maguire. "We ended up sending out a disclaimer stating that it wasn't meant to be taken with any meanness. On the contrary, it was meant to highlight the absurdity of language and trends."

TRIVIA:

The label of the green coffee bag is upside down katakana, but only says gibberish.

The news channel being shown is in Chinese, not Japanese.

The actors are badly trying to hide their North American accent.

The daughter is speaking Japanese in obvious North American accent.

The crew listed in the credits all have American sounding names. They are just written in katakana.

In the title screen, the city skyline is that of downtown Los Angeles, with the old Transamerica (now SBC) building prominent.






Their partnership commenced in Somalia, where both worked as Peace Corps volunteers, organizing raves for both the citizens of Somalia and their fellow Peace Corps compatriots.

After completing their tours, Kuntz and Maguire joined forces again and join the creative world of advertising.

They joined Propaganda in the fall of 1999.

A surreal grip on reality, in addition to a wicked sense of humor, best describes the partners' style. They revel in conveying the absurdity of humanity.

The duo's Python-Esquire humor has continued to grace a series of spots. Witness Bud Light's "Vikings," where a family re-union is torn apart by a team of Vikings, saving the protagonist's weekend with the boys; "Dinner" and "Movie, where a man-in-green personifying money is pissed at the pure boredom of events beyond the actual high of spending cash, wisecracking his way through dinner and a movie; or Eggo "Family Breakfast," where a man pep-talks his stuffed toys while serving them Eggo's for breakfast.

With spots so performance driven, what's the key? "We've had a lucky combination of good acting, good casting and good situations that have been organic to funny conversations," says Maguire. Kuntz flows with his train of thought: "I don't believe you can really get anybody to do anything. You have to put them in an environment and let them be themselves."



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أضاء الآلاف من محبي نجم الروك ألفيس بريسلي الشموع وأحاطوها بأيديهم حتى لا تطفئها الرياح في جو عاصف قاموا فيه بتلاوة صلواتهم وذرفوا الدموع التي اختلطت بقطرات المطر في مسيرة إلى قبر بريسلي في مدينة مفيس بولاية تينيسي إحياء للذكرى الخامسة والعشرين لوفاته.Rendition of thousands of lovers rock star Elvis Presley candles and apprised her hands so as not carrying stormy wind in the atmosphere when they read prayers and prayed tears intermingled with Bekterat rain in the march to Presley's grave in the city of MFIs, Tennessee commemoration of the twenty-fifth anniversary of his death.
وتحدى الحشد الذي قدره المنظمون بما بين 25 إلى 30 ألفا الجو العاصف والرعد والبرق وهم ينتظرون خارج قصر غريسلاند الشهير الذي كان يملكه بريسلي.The challenge crowd, which organizers of between 25 to 30 thousand turbulent air and thunder and lightning as they waited outside the Palace Gerisland famous, which was owned by Presley.
وقال منظم الاحتفال تود مورغان للجماهير عندما توقفت الأمطار لفترة وجيزة وفتحت أبواب القصر قبيل منتصف الليل أمس الخميس "إذا كان هذا اختبارا فقد اجتزناه.. إننا نحب ألفيس صحوا كان الجو أم مطيرا".He organized the celebration Morgan wishes of the masses when the rain stopped for a short period and opened the doors of the Palais just before midnight yesterday, Thursday, "If this test has traveled .. we love Alves was clear air or rainy."
وحضر الاحتفال بإحياء ذكرى ألفيس جمهور يزيد عن أي عام مضى وحملوا باقات الزهور وبكى بعضهم ملك الروك أند رول.The celebration was attended commemoration Alves audience more than any year ago and carried bunches of flowers and cried some king of rock-and-roll. وقالت باتي سكينر التي تذكر باعتزاز حضورها لبعض حفلات ألفيس "قال صديقي إن ألفيس لن يدع الأمطار تتساقط في ذكراه، إنه يبكي لافتقاده لنا".She said Patty Skinner cited proudly attend some concerts Alves, "my friend said that Alves would not allow rain falling in his memory, he lacked cry for us."
وقالت إنها أصيبت بصدمة بالغة عندما توفي ألفيس في الثانية والأربعين إثر نوبة قلبية نجمت عن جرعة زائدة من عقار يوم 16 اغطس/ آب 1977، في حين تتذكر جانيس مورغان بالقول "كنا من معجبيه منذ غنى أولى أغانيه.. الحضور والوسامة والصوت، أحببنا كل شيء فيه".She was very shocked when Alves died in the second session of a heart attack caused by an overdose of the drug on 16 Immerse / August 1977, while Janice Morgan remembers saying, "Since we were Muajabih indispensable first songs .. Attendance and Comeliness sound, we like everything."

نجم الروك آند رول ألفيس بريسليRock-and-roll star Elvis Presley
ويقول منظمو "أسبوع ألفيس" إنهم يتوقعون قدوم ما بين 50 و75 ألفا من عشاق المغني من مختلف أرجاء العالم.Organizers say "Alves week," they expect the arrival of between 50 and 75 tons of enriched lovers from around the world. ويصر الآلاف من محبي موسيقى الروك على قصر لقب ملك الروك على ألفيس رغم ظهور نجوم كثيرين بعده.He insists thousands of rock music lovers to limit the title of King of rock Alves spite of the emergence of many stars beyond. ويستقطب غريسلاند في مدينة مفيس بولاية تينيسي جنوب الولايات المتحدة حيث دفن ألفيس، أكثر من 600 ألف زائر سنويا.The city attracts Gerisland in MFIs, Tennessee in the southern United States were buried Alves, more than 600 thousand visitors annually.
ومن الطريف أن ألفيس اليوم يربح من المال أكثر مما كان يربحه في حياته، وتتكتم أرملته بريسيلا وابنته ليزا ماري اللتان تديران "شركات ألفيس بريسلي" على رقم مبيعاتهما السنوية, بيد أن التقديرات تتراوح بين 45 و100 مليون دولار.It is amusing that Alves today earn more money than was traveling in his life, and reticent about his widow Priscilla and daughter Lisa Marie places of the two "companies Elvis Presley" on the number of their sales anniversary, but estimates range between 45 and 100 million dollars.
واحتلت أغنية لألفيس أعيد إنتاجها وتعود للعام 1968 قائمة أفضل مبيعات لعام 2002 في الولايات المتحدة وبريطانيا واليابان وأستراليا، كما تمكنت أغنية "جلسات الشمس" من حجز مكان لها في قائمة أفضل مائة ألبوم لموسيقى الروك في استطلاع للموسيقيين والنقاد أجري العام الماضي.The song topped the Alves been produced and are due to the 1968 list of the best sales for 2002 in the United States, Britain, Japan and Australia, also managed the song "meetings of the Sun" from booking place in the list of best hundred Album rock in the poll of musicians and critics conducted last year.ПреПресли elvisのpre王Элвис Пресли elvisのpresley은 Elvis Aais Aaron猫王Элвис Пресли elvisのpresleс П Elvis A은王Элвис Преслиресли elvisのpresley은 Elvis Aaи elron猫王Элвис Пресли elvisのpresleyvis Aaron猫лвис Преслisのpresley은 Evis arЭlvis Aaroи elvisのpresley은 Elлвисaron猫王Элвис Пресли elvisのpreson猫王ЭлвAис y은 elvisのpresley은 Elvis Aaron猫王Эsley은 E El은 Elvronالفيس بريسلالفيسالفيس بريسلالفيسالفيس بريسلالفيس بريسلالفيس







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