Warm My Weiner (mp3s)
To quote the great Tom Lehrer: "I do have a cause. It is obscenity. I am for it." In light of the recent actions by the censors, it seems unlikely that we can get our fix of aural smut on daytime radio anytime soon, so it is even more important to post some dirty MP3s on this blog. Here areten
Bo Carter - Warm My Weiner (MP3): Probably the only song here which would pass the censors. Bo Carter was the uncontested king of double entendre, and this recording from 1935 is one of the classic examples.
Now let us proceed to the more explicit stuff.
And Don't Forget to Check out My rePosting of Dave the Spazz's X-Rated Internet-only Rock'n'Roll Smut Fest,
and read The Hound's Guide to Dirty Records, motherfucker.
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Lucille Bogan - Shave 'em Dry (MP3): Incredibly dirty alternate take of this 1935 blues. The version which ended up on the original album is much tamer.
Slim Gaillard - The Dirty Rooster (MP3): The sound of a chicken in 1942, but the censors still don't like it.
The Blenders - Don't Fuck Around With Love (MP3): An alternative version of their 1953 song "Don't Play Around With Love", didn't get quite as much airplay as the original.
The Clovers - Rotten Cocksucker's Ball (MP3): Wonderful a cappella tune, recorded in 1954, a rewrite of "Darktown Strutter's Ball". For some reason Atlantic Records refused to release it. Later Frank Zappa covered this song on "Does Humor Belong In Music?". According to this source, the word "cock" here refers to the vagina, apparently a common southern US usage at the time.
Jackie Wilson and LaVern Baker - Better Think Twice [Version X] (MP3): Two great Detroit R&B singers having fun in the studio, singing about sex, drugs, and ice cream.
The Rolling Stones - Cocksucker Blues (MP3): Contractual obligation single for Decca in 1969. It was not met with enthusiasm and never officially released. There is also a film with the same title about the Stones' 1972 US tour, featuring Truman Capote and lots of sex and drugs.
Boozoo Chavis - Deacon Jones (MP3): This was originally released as a single, together with the equally raunchy "Uncle Bud". The re-release on "Who Stole My Monkey" in 1999 by Rounder was the first Zydeco CD ever with a parental advisory sticker.
Fred Wolff Combo - Somebody Else Was Sucking My Dick Last Night (MP3): I don't know anything about this band, but rumor has it that Brownsville Station leader Cub Koda was involved in this. It would not be a surprise, after all Cub also invented King Uszniewicz and the Uszniewicztones, together with a ridiculous backstory.
Update: Some commenters felt I had erred by not including Clarence Carter's song "Strokin'", which I had in fact never heard until today. While I feel that it does not live up to the rest of the songs I posted, I kind of like the Chipmunk vocal style, so by popular demand here it is: Clarence Carter - Strokin' (MP3)
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