Eric Dane Rebecca Gayheart Sex Tape UPDATE

If there is one thing in life that we hold as a certainty, it's this

pretty much everyone who's ever owned a digital camera (or webcam) has, at one point or another, taken naked pictures or video of themselves.

The latest edition in our cavalcade of celebrity sex tapes: Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche (known for "Grey's Anatomy," Noxema commercials, and beauty pageants/sex work respectively) all got together one day, did some drugs, and got naked. And taped themselves. Is it shocking? Not really: in fact, it's rather tame (perhaps even more boring than "Kim Kardashian, Superstar"!).

Will we ever get to a point where we can just admit that this is normal? That it's not shocking to learn that a celebrity made a sex tape...because we've all made a sex tape? Probably not: but we'll keep hope alive. 
When we're not busy trying to find deep meaning in furiously masturbating to Eric, Rebecca, and Kari's drugged up naked ramblings.

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