Dear Tumblr Addicts

Dear Tumblr Addicts, 

PLEASE stop posting more posts consecutively than can reach the bottom of the refresh page (which when refreshed continue to be more of your posts--no matter how popular, commented, liked or re-blogged they may or may not be--prospectively),
or unfortunately but  justly I will un-follow you with extreme prejudice, like a hound fed pepper by escaped convicts: 

there is neither no reason for it, no appreciation for it, and no way which to distinguish it from a crack-whore who continues to ask the same question over and over, never moving from the corner or controlling her limbs or spittle!