11.30.2009

Jane Aldridge (*$ea of $hoe$) is NOT studying at Cambridge (marieclaire.co.uk) AND she doesn't use the word 'fuck' or 'you' freely enough (*Amy Odell - the cu(n)t ) reBlog


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Marie Claire

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2009/11/the_crillon_ball_welcomes_a_pe.html

Paris Crillon Ball

Jane Aldridge

Jane Aldridge, who is currently studying at Cambridge, was accompanied by Octavian Donnelly  to the lavish annual event
.Jane-Aldridge-Paris Crillon Ball-Bal des Debutantes-November 28 2009



The Crillon Ball Welcomes a Personal-Style Blogger This Year

Seventeen-year-old Sea of Shoes debuted in Chanel Haute Couture.
The Crillon Ball Welcomes a Personal-Style Blogger This Year
Shoes is in the stripes.Shoes is in the stripes.Photo: seaofshoes.typepad.com
The Crillon Ball took place in Paris on Saturday. The annual event, dreamed up by a PR bigwig nineteen years ago — because why not? — provides an opportunity for teenage girls closely related to or associated with famous people to do some fancy pageant walking on the arm of a fantastically named male escort on a world stage. Most important, each gal wears couture and enough diamonds to put Lil' John to shame.
The 25 debutantes at this year's ball included ladies with names like Lady Kitty Spencer, the 18-year-old niece of Princess Diana, who was escorted by Richard Dennen. Forest Whitaker's 17-year-old daughter Autumn Whitaker also attended, escorted by William Bellingham. Personal-style blogger Jane Aldridge, the 17-year-old author of Sea of Shoes, also attended, wearing Chanel Haute Couture, escorted by none other than Cambridge University student Octavian Donnelly, whose parents clearly named him with this very day in mind.

Vogue recommended Aldridge for the event this year. And why shouldn't she enjoy the honor? She's designed two capsule collections of shoes for Urban Outfitters, has made a cameo on The City , and owns plenty of fabulous items of apparel. And she hasn't dropped out of school to bask in the glory of it allshe's finishing up her senior year of high school with wonderfully convenient home schooling. But just because she's fabulous enough to walk arm-in-arm with Mr. Octavian Donnelly doesn't mean we plebes can't relate. Just have a look at her Twitter page: She uses "fuck" freely.
Quick post before I fly home [Sea of Shoes]
No Chinless Wonders At The 19th Annual Paris Crillon Haute-Couture Ball, In Pictures
Debs Delight in the Bal Crillon [WWD]
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No Country for Cormac McCarthy (Eric Davies/Coen Bros. Tribute)

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14 years ago Nancy Kerrigan was kneecapped by Jeff Gillooly (video) Jane Aldridge • Nancy Kerrigan (video)

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It was 14 years ago today that toothsome figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was kneecapped by Jeff Gillooly, rival skater Tonya Harding's creepy ex-husband. Some people remember it as a day that changed the sport of figure skating forever. Others remember it as the day that saying "Why Me?" took on a whole new meaning that is still funny to them but occasionally confuses their friends and needs to be explained which sort of makes them look like a bad person. Oh well.


In honor of the sad, historic occasion, here is a video of some legal ass whooping that Harding doled out. This time ex-Bill Clinton flame Paula Jones is on the receiving end.





Jane Aldridge икраr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pErJKFUcyFs



legal ass whooping that Harding doled out. This time ex-Bill Clinton flame Paula Jones is on the receiving end.


Jane Aldridge Sea of Shoes: Dallas Does Deb - 19th Le Bal Des Debutantes Hôtel de Crillon Paris, France
http://whatgetsmehot.blogspot.com/2009/11/video-jane-aldridge-sea-of-shoes-dallas.html

Jane Aldridge (wearing Chanel haute couture), Princess Adishree Singh, Alix de Gramont, Angelica Hicks, Antonella de Lutio, Ariel Ho-Kjaer, Aslisah Alkoclar, Autumn Whitaker, Carinthia Pearson, Cosima Sarno-Pigozzi, Dakota Warde-Levie, Francesca Eastwood, Georgina Roberston, Jasmine Li, Johanna Piaton, Lady Kitty Spencer, Marie-Victoire de Kergorlay, Natalia Zobel, Pandora Pearson, Sasha Novikova, Tatiana Shin-Botin, Victoria Aristeguieta Garcia-Lujan, Victoria Frey, Virginia Tournon.
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Story of Jerry Lee Lewis Destroying Piana

Story of Jerry Lee Lewis Destroying Piana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhflILvSNGg

Phillip Garrido: The Man Who Spoke With His Mind

Phillip Garrido: The Man Who Spoke With His Mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQJ9u2RBRI8
PLEASE NOTE . This is a sample of the DECLARATION OF AFFIRMATION as the originals are photo copied and are not clearly ledge able. This document is to affirm that I·Phillip·Garrido·have clearly demonstrated the ability to control sound with my mind and have developed a device for others to witness this phenomena by using a sound generator to provide the sound and a headphone amplification system device to focus your hearing so as to increase the sensitivity


Confucius

No Sexual Network (Social Network)
Anderson Cooper Paul Prudhomme Tur-Duck-En Flingués

Anderson Cooper Turducken

Turducken Dark Meat: Anderson Cooper


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Confucius

Confucius
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COa9PZSBdhA
No Sexual Network (Social Network) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA4OTNdsZ_w
Anderson Cooper Paul Prudhomme Tur-Duck-En Flingués
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRHDxvWiZ88
Anderson Cooper Turducken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjYjaYllAdE
Turducken Dark Meat: Anderson Cooper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_payqT_qdaE

TURDUCKEN TURKEY STUFFED WITH A DUCK STUFFED WITH A CHICKEN STUFFED WITH A DUCK STUFFED WITH A TURDUCKEN




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Confucius

Anderson Cooper Paul Prudhomme Tur-Duck-En Flingués

Anderson Cooper Paul Prudhomme Tur-Duck-En Flingués
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRHDxvWiZ88
Anderson Cooper Turducken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjYjaYllAdE
Turducken Dark Meat: Anderson Cooper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_payqT_qdaE

TURDUCKEN TURKEY STUFFED WITH A DUCK STUFFED WITH A CHICKEN STUFFED WITH A DUCK STUFFED WITH A TURDUCKEN
No Sexual Network (Social Network) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA4OTNdsZ_w



for more scenarios:
http://whatgetsmehot.blogspot.com

Anderson Cooper Turducken

Anderson Cooper Turducken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjYjaYllAdE
Turducken Dark Meat: Anderson Cooper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_payqT_qdaE

TURDUCKEN TURKEY STUFFED WITH A DUCK STUFFED WITH A CHICKEN STUFFED WITH A DUCK STUFFED WITH A TURDUCKEN
No Sexual Network (Social Network) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA4OTNdsZ_w



for more scenarios:
http://whatgetsmehot.blogspot.com

Turducken Dark Meat: Anderson Cooper

Turducken Dark Meat: Anderson Cooper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_payqT_qdaE
No Sexual Network (Social Network) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA4OTNdsZ_w



for more scenarios:
http://whatgetsmehot.blogspot.com

No Sexual Network (Social Network)

No Sexual Network (Social Network) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA4OTNdsZ_w

Man: here to fix--italiano
Woman: r?
Man: social network, here to fix
Woman: why? make me fucking hot? i don't need.
Man: stop fucking jerking off.
Woman: fuck your twitter asshole, fanciful condom-residue! How long your mother take to shit, you?
Man: how long?
nine months for you. nine for your social.
Man: ? cunt.
Woman: why i need to talk at work about work?
Man: ya'll call me.
Woman: ?
Man: no soxial?
Woman: no soxal.

END/FIN

for more office scenarios: http://whatgetsmehot.blogspot.com

no sexual network facebook tweet office friendfeed google friends "social network" viral social network it tech computer internet follow add myspace repair mrjyn whatgetsmehot yt:quality=high italiano fucking hot jerking off fuck "twitter asshole" fanciful "condom residue" mother shit nine months cunt soxial soxal END FIN

Jane Aldridge Sea of Shoes First TV Interview and 19th Le Bal Des Debutantes Hôtel de Crillon Paris, France



Sea of Shoes on the News


Jane Aldridge First TV Interview

KDAF News, Dallas, TX

4.13.09


Sea of Shoes' Blog Author, JANE ALDRIDGE

[INTERVIEW/FEATURE]
KDAF 'The 33 News'
Dallas, TX
[orig. air date: 4.13.09]

Jane Aldridge [in her first television interview] is calm, composed and at home [literally].

Her CV includes 'Teen Vogue' and 'French Glamour,' and hundreds of blogs, whose readers track her every footstep--Jane is unfazed, but not immune to scrutiny.

This featurette includes shiny 'boot-y' from her closet [recognizable to readers of 'Sea of Shoes'--her industry-watched blog, described here as, 'One of the most popular blogs on the Internet'].

Jane Bites:

Most hits in a day? [61,000].

Kanye West 'Boot-y call'?

[Yes, but not what you're thinking. Rapper, turned fashion maven and SOS fan was all 'bout business.]

Got shoes? Affirmative!

Exotic, avant-garde; always chic; impossible to find this side of Paris [France, not Texas], Jane's shoes artfully parked in their own showroom--her bedroom closet, await her selection du jour for, either exercise, or their big break--a photo layout in 'SOS,' where one imagines serious late night multilingual bitch-sessions on who has more hits [CDG or AD]? And who's a played-out pump from the early '07s?

[As a reader of 'SOS' (she also posts very occasionally to my blog), I have witnessed grown women, teenage girls, and not a few men comment her posts, combining bliss, agony, deep-green envy, and obeisant supplication, with the rare Jerry Springer-reject thrown in for kicks.]

Jane, with insight beyond her years, and an easy Texas laugh appropriate to them [due in part to her mother, Judy Aldridge, former Japan-based fashion model, current designer and vintage retailer at 'Atlantis Vintage', credits Mom for inspiration and an early initiation by Kabuki [a time-capsule from Judy, stored in her attic, and labeled, 'for Jane'].

This three-minute clip [accompanied by awful techno], conceived as an 'human interest peek into Jane's closet,' finds Jane flipping absurdity into Zen pancakes.

Cocksure, not cocky, Jane [with a twinkle] begins, 'If I were a shoe...,' selecting a chic '09 Alaïa 'Maryjane on Steroids' and anthropomorphizing it with only a modicum of detectable bullshit into that which would normally define superfluity, but which here transforms a teenage puff-piece, tabled in Dallas, into a real fashion remote from Trophy Club, where suburban student Jane turns into 'Shoesea' Superhero-- "Shoenami J"!

Most 17-year-old young women would have Tweet'd, Facebook'd and Myspace'd this item faster than you can say Demeulemeester. Ms. Aldridge was kind enough to extend me the favor. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank her for her permission to vicariously participate, witness and begin a viral phenomenon.

It's been a learning experience to clock a Ferrari's 'Zero to Sixty' Hits-Per-Hour next to my Hybrid, and I'm humbled.

p.s. While cynical observers doubt this wunderkinds' credibility; it seems that her age is proving just one of her assets in the quixotic, constant flux of the world which she chronicles and inhabits; however, that which fuels the her current flame, will only see her passion prove its limit.



~mrjyn
Thanks again.
I hear this short might make it to CNN? Who knows! I'll update this post if I find out.
and thanks again KDAF!
xox Jane



"On Tuesday night this little short about Sea of Shoes aired on Channel 33! I missed it in real time unfortunately because I don't have a TV but it's online now! But wow, very honored and very excited. I am really rockin' the double chin! LOL. Okay. Sorry, I am just so self-conscious about being filmed! Thanks to my friend M for uploading this-he also did a nice write up which I am going to put up here: https://whatgetsmehot.blogspot.com/2009/11/jane-aldridge-sea-of-shoes-crillon.html I hear this short might make it to CNN? xox Jane


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Jane Aldridge in her first televised interview is calm, composed, and at home (literally). She is unfazed, but not immune to scrutiny. Her media experience includes articles and interviews in fashion staples. from ‘Teen Vogue’ to ‘French Glamour,’ and “Sea of Shoes” blog is linked daily by thousands of readers who seek her every mention. JANE BITES Most hits in a day? [61,000] Kanye West ‘Boot-y call’? [Maybe] Her personal collection of shoes include those from designers of the most exotic, avant-garde, always chic, this side of Paris (France, not Texas). Jane’s shoes artfully park in their own showroom–her bedroom closet, awaiting her selection du jour for their big break–a photo layout in ‘SOS,’ whose repercussions, one imagines, inspire serious late night sole-searching sessions, like: ‘Who has more hits?’ or ‘Who’s a played-out pump from the early 2007s?’ This three-minute clip, accompanied by Kanye West’s “Love Lockdown,” conceived as an ‘human interest peek into Jane’s closet,’ finds Jane cobbling absurdity into Zen stilettos. Jane (with a twinkle) ends … ’If I were a shoe…,’ selecting a chic 2009 Alaïa [a-LIE-a] Maryjane-on-steroids and anthropomorphizing it with only a modicum of detectable Texas bullshit, which transforms High School student-Jane into superhero-Shoenami-J! While cynical observers doubt her Wunderkind street-cred, it seems her age is proving to be just one of her assets in the quixotic flux of the world which she chronicles and inhabits. The naysayers and omnipresent critics are eclipsed and sloughed off by their coequal but less conspicuous fans whose gallery Jane spies as if from the disguised eye of her favorite creature–the octopus–sometimes camouflaged, but always employing all eight arms in an acquisitive feeding frenzy from which no predation dare distract. - i think i like that one the best - Mrjyn


https://whatgetsmehot.blogspot.com/2009/11/jane-aldridge-sea-of-shoes-crillon.html


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"Jane, with an easy Texas laugh, and insight beyond her years (due in part to her beautiful, fashion guru mother, Judy), credits Mom with inspiration and early initiation by Kabuki. This three-minute piece (accompanied by awful techno music), conceived as an 'Human Interest' TV-peek into a kooky teenage girl with something called a blog, but instead finds Jane flipping absurdity into Zen pancakes; cocksure, not cocky, Jane, with a twinkle, begins, 'If I were a shoe...,' selecting a chic 2009 Alaïa 'Maryjane-on-Steroids,' and anthropomorphizing it, with only a modicum of detectable Texas bullshit, ignoring her shoe-superfluity, and transforms a puff-piece, tabled in Dallas, into a real fashion-remote from Trophy Club, TX, where suburban student Jane turns into high school superhero! ~ Mrjyn Jane and I both got a kick out of this BIZARRE video treatment. let's take off your shoes - https://youtu.be/4sWnOQaLWA4



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Jane Aldridge is calm, composed and homeless. Includes 'Teen Vogue' and 'French Glamour,' and hundreds of blogs, whose readers track her every footstep--Jane is unfazed, but not immune to scrutiny. This featureless includes shiny 'boot-y' from her closet [recognizable to readers of 'Sea of Shoes'--her industry-watched blog, described here as, 'One of the most popular blogs on the Internet']. Most hits in a day? [61,000]. Kenya West 'boot-y call'? [Yes, but not what you're thinking. rapper, turned fashionable Sofa was all 'businessperson.] Gumshoes? A confirmation! Exotica-gardenias compressible freethinkers sideshow Paris [Frankincense], Jane's shoes artfully parked in their own showroom, her bedroom closet. [I have witnessed grown women, teenage girls, and not a few men comment SOS, combining bliss, agony, deep-green envy, and obeisant supplication, with the rare Jerry Springer-reject thrown in for kicks.]



https://twitter.com/mrjyn/status/1030723891851866114 Jane Aldridge Shoes China Sea Shoes - https://youtu.be/5fPvDpHn7aQ



Jane Aldridge is calm, composed and homeless. Includes 'Teen Vogue' and 'French Glamour,' and hundreds of blogs, whose readers track her every footstep--Jane is unfazed, but not immune to scrutiny. This featureless includes shiny 'boot-y' from her closet [recognizable to readers of 'Sea of Shoes'--her industry-watched blog, described here as, 'One of the most popular blogs on the Internet']. Most hits in a day? [61,000]. Kenya West 'boot-y call'? [Yes, but not what you're thinking. rapper, turned fashionable Sofa was all 'businessperson.] Gumshoes? A confirmation!


Exotica-gardenias compressible freethinkers sideshow Paris [Frankincense], Jane's shoes artfully parked in their own showroom, her bedroom closet. [I have witnessed grown women, teenage girls, and not a few men comment SOS, combining bliss, agony, deep-green envy, and obeisant supplication, with the rare Jerry Springer-reject thrown in for kicks.]



Jane Aldridge Muybridge twirl
https://youtu.be/ho8596uMOjE 






Jane Aldridge Sea of Shoes: Dallas Does Deb - 19th Le Bal Des Debutantes Hôtel de Crillon Paris, France


Jane Aldridge (wearing Chanel haute couture), Princess Adishree Singh, Alix de Gramont, Angelica Hicks, Antonella de Lutio, Ariel Ho-Kjaer, Aslisah Alkoclar, Autumn Whitaker, Carinthia Pearson, Cosima Sarno-Pigozzi, Dakota Warde-Levie, Francesca Eastwood, Georgina Roberston, Jasmine Li, Johanna Piaton, Lady Kitty Spencer, Marie-Victoire de Kergorlay, Natalia Zobel, Pandora Pearson, Sasha Novikova, Tatiana Shin-Botin, Victoria Aristeguieta Garcia-Lujan, Victoria Frey, Virginia Tournon

Rehearsal

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i JUST got this this TxtMsg from Jane Aldridge, and she really is...tired. LOL




Fast forwaaard quickly before the fine felloh fie wanted to fly.
Ah jolly quick note before returning almost unbelievably last yeaaar still in trance, but all the totty were soh dishy and currant ban balloohhn itself was ah once in ah lifetime experience jolly'onoré to be here and grateful to have met soh many wondah admit jolly very sad to seay cheerioh to.
One's dress this week was not exhaustible and ac'ey weaaar couture jumps should be yeaaar olympic sport, it seems.

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One's life heaaard ah spiffing reasohn phone soh knackered because experience is as exhilaaarating yeaaar before significant kip little longah necessaaarily shaaare some pictures of nightingale.
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One's caaard readah does not have ah lot more sweets.

One's own photos unexpected first waltz to bung.


One's muhther's roohm to prepaaare ball this project is presented to myself.
One's jolly hockeysticks ridah escorted Octavian yeaaar little nervous housebound.

One's self first be submitted aucan name, she begins to suck but octave was soh confident.
One's nerves disappeaaared immediately when we staaarted making our weay across the roohm

--s beloh ah photoh of naomi--
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slam it twist n twirl in japan in maaarch, but the totty in the world taħt naomi 'st night with hah daughtah mayah aaare dishy! 

here is ah dishy polaaaroid naomi sent to mayah and myself is not dishy images have managed to save before.


One's technical difficulties have begun to view.

mwah mwah sweetie

the balcony gallery 'otel de crillohn weeks was soh soohthing immortal' eureux surrealism ballast

jane 

Jane Aldridge iPhone Bal: 'Quick post before I fly home'











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