Tiger Woods (cunt.)
Golfing-Affair-Man:
Hat-An-Party Like it's 911!
TRANSCRIPT (VIDEO)
Mother , Law, Date Planner 
Tiger Woods Golf-mum-in-law is rushed to hospital yesterday's it was revealed the golf legend's car crash Had been linked to a possible drug overdose.
Swedish politician Bar-bro Holmberg mother of his cheated wife.
Sandtrap: Elin: Endorsement collapsed the family mansion in Florida.
Listen to the frantic emergency call.
And his troubles have deepened his money-spinning soft drink brand ditch.
Tiger has been reeling from seven beauties that he bedded, thematic sportswomen-all in a row, claiming the total is at least below par and at most Bogie.
The mistresses began to emerge after Tiger crashed his motor while driving away from his Orlando home following a bust-up with his jealous wife, Sandtrap Elin.
A frantic call from a woman believed to be
Sandtrap Elin was released last night.
The caller screaming:
My mum has just collapsed.
She collapsed in the bathroom.
What shall I do?
Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods!
The call continues (Operatically)
911: Is she breathing?
Caller: I just ran to the phone.
Hold on.
Pause as caller checks.
Caller: S-she's fine. I heard her fall and then ran in here.
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Barbro was at first described as being ON advanced life-support orders, but was released afterhours.
A hospital spokesman said she ain't in good condition.
Barbro is a Swedish Social Democrat politician-governor-travelogue-writer from a County in the east of Sweden.
She has been in Florida confronting her daughter since she confronted her son-in-law about his flings prior to her collapse.
WEDNESDAY'S paper was Allegoric
Tiger Woods golfing-affair-Man-hat-an- party-ist
1st Mouthorgan: Rachel Uchtiel
Friday: He crashes his Cadillac SUV yards from his Florida home.
Sandtrap Elin used a golf club to smash his windows for free.
Saturnalia is said to have happened after a row with his wife.
Tiger refused cops.
Whitsunday: Uchitel denies relationship with him.
TUESDAY: Tiger Charged with dangerous driving and fined $'s & £'s.
WEDNESDAY: THE Grubby cocktail waitress is said to Have Had Affairs with a mom-load of golfers.
Las Vegas events promoter: 2nd Hole: Kalika: Mouthlover.
Woods: apologia, transgressors, personality-sins!
THURSDAY:
Tiger's 1st Hole: Rachel Uchtiel sweaters out of a press conference in which she was expected to admit they had fair-parking par L'Amour.
Woods bought her silence for £'s & $'s.
SUNDAY: Tiger Too-Billionaire Conquest: Irreversible sexy lingerie model: Jamie Junkers and Florida waitress: 7th Hole: Mindy Lawton.
MONDAY:
Tigers sixth and seventh HOLEs named Mrs. New York model Cori Rist and porn star Holly Sampson
TUESDAY:
Tiger-tiger's mother-in-law is rushed to hospital.
which brings the total to nine holes--not a bad course.
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